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Ain't you heard? Women don't age like wine. Women age like bread.Ā

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yoko ono: survived world war II yoko ono: started making feminist avant-garde in the 50s/60s yoko ono: released feminist songs that are considered hymns of the movement yoko ono: turned john lennon into a activist for womenās rights and non-violence AND also inspired him...
How you gonna re-imagine John Lennon like that? He frequently beat the shit out of her.
Ari Marcopoulos.
I pity the woman who will love youāØwhen I am done. She will show upāØto your first date with a dustpanāØand broom, ready to pick up all the pieces I left you in. She will hear my name so often it will begin to dig holes in her. That is where doubt will grow. She will look at your neck, your thin hips, your mouth, wondering at the way I touched you. She will make you all the promises I did and some I never could. She will hear only the terrible stories. How I drank. How I lied. She will wonder (as I have) how someone as wonderful as you could love a monster like the woman who came before her. Still, she will compete with my ghost. She will understand why you do not look in the back of closets. Why you are afraid of whatās under the bed. She will know every corner of you is haunted āØby me.
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Hey kid. Youāre at an age where Iām pretty sure youāre about to have sex soon, or actually, you might even already be having it and youāre just *that* good at keeping it from me. I donāt really fret over that because I trust you. And because I trust myself and the job Iāve done as your...

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Americans love Mexican food. We consume nachos, tacos, burritos, tortas, enchiladas, tamales and anything resembling Mexican in enormous quantities. We love Mexican beverages, happily knocking back huge amounts of tequila, mezcal and Mexican beer every year. We love Mexican peopleāas we sure...
I still love you, but things are empty.
⣠- The 32 counties of Ireland
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hey thinker, get your head out of the clouds

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BILL WATTERSON āA cartoonistās adviceā
This is a very nice thingā¦.
My friend Robert Krulwich wrote a fascinating little post on his NPR blog about menās clothing-buying habits. Apparently menswear spending peaks in a manās early 50s, the essentially falls off a cliff. Iāve included the graph for shirts above, but itās true for coats and shoes and even underwear. It reminded me of Frank Costanzaās 1970s duds on Seinfeld. I wonder if we calcify in the image and clothing of our most powerful, affluent selves. Or if we just donāt care anymore. Food for thought.
Seinfeld was my favorite show, but I'm so fashion-illiterate that I never picked up on the fact that he was wearing 70s clothes.Ā
2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church aināt got enough room for all the tombs. Itās a war going on outside we aināt safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you seeās a bunch of āwhat the fucksā. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didnāt say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. Iāma part of the problem, my problem is Iām peaceful. And I believe in the people.
Queen: Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle!
They don't make basketball teams like they used to.
Nardwuar vs. Metta World Peace

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The difference between the San Antonio and Los Angeles locker-rooms
This whole SAS-LAC series is rife with parody and satire.
rough cuts / saturday night
Fuck belts, amiright?
Wanna get married?