The Piano Man

Don’t we all? Though, it’s not really a good thing. 

I find that humans are notorious for speaking without thinking.  Especially when they're really drunk.

Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize. My brain isn’t attached to my mouth, so… anything offensive technically isn’t my fault. 

Is that really true?  That must suck.  But it’s alright.

I was joking. You know, an expression and all that. But still, I don’t really think before I speak. 

Ah, right, I knew that.  I do that sometimes too.

Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize. My brain isn’t attached to my mouth, so… anything offensive technically isn’t my fault. 

Is that really true?  That must suck.  But it's alright.

Reblog if it is okay if your muse is hurt, severely injured or tortured in RPs.

It's not funny!  I er, lost my memory, quite a while ago.  Nobody knows my name.  As far as we all know, I could've been named Loranos, which is highly unlikely.

Attempt to kiss my character and see how they react.

If we RP I hereby give you permission to fix my typos in our threads.