be a true heart, not a follower

this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

The baby yell

She’s such a patient mom

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster