whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble

“The only lies for which we are truly punished are those we tell ourselves.”   V.S. Naipaul, In a Free State

me: i’m done posting personal shit online me 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

I did not know this reblogging