for all your henchmen needs

a mysterious card tucked amongst the stems of your bouquet-- wonder where it came from?

freddie: - meg as his childhood good friend. got into trouble together, typical latchkey kids and eventually grew up to be kind of on the wrong side of the track. he offers her employment as a bartender when he earns the bar, and is always snapping at her shit choices in men. (no romantic undertones, just a couple pals). he bitches when she gets hurt by men, she tells him he’s going to die alone because he can’t handle his emotions. it’s v loving. (think: sibling feel) - zeus: lol straight angst. i have... so many angles. are they childhood rivals? long lost brothers? did freddie just see him one day on the news and think: i hate you? y’all ever seen megamind? like that vibe. freddie is jealous of his hero status and wants to ruin him most days, other days he’s not so sure - pain + panic: oh my god i have no idea but please make them annoying and please make them get under freddie’s skin

sarina nowak as charlotte la bouff

sabrina kalsson as merida

baloo as seth rogen and he owns a weed shop and makes boujee edibles

fredrick kotov / 29 / bar owner / hades

lydia st. claire / 25 / florist / will o the wisps

if you could have a superpower, what would it be? teleportation so i could visit everyone i like whenever i wanted also like idk greece just for the afternoon? yes pls