Reality sucks.

i feel like i'm going Italian

*insane

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

not to brag but my tumblr crush liked a post of mine

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Shoutout to hairy chests 🫡

Be the man in short shorts you want to see in the world

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it