who wants to be ordinary

So… besides ruining a bunch of pumpkin bread or whatever how was your day? Why were you inside all day? It was beautiful outside.

I couldn’t think of anything to go do.. but was still an alright day. What about you? Did you spend it at the beach?

Or maybe the bread would’ve changed your life. It could’ve been that good. Me over pizza? It’s okay.. I don’t mind a little cheese.

Or a lot of cheese… which I hope is what kind of pizza you ordered. 

Of course. You can never have too much cheese on pizza.

Right? I’m probably saving your life right now. Hm, you make a good point. Pizza is so worth celebrating.

I’m almost eighty-seven percent sure you did save my life. Worth the most celebration, well actually I think a night with you coms before pizza but I’m not gonna go that cheesy on you. 

Or maybe the bread would've changed your life. It could've been that good. Me over pizza? It's okay.. I don't mind a little cheese.

And hell will freeze over. So mean.. but since I’m so nice I won’t force you to eat the gross bread.

A true hero you are… not sure what that bread would do to me. But hey, we have delicious pizza. That’s a reason to celebrate.

Right? I'm probably saving your life right now. Hm, you make a good point. Pizza is so worth celebrating.

I couldn’t sleep. Some of them turned out.. not great. Some were burned. But I do think there’s one or two that won’t send anyone to the hospital so?

One day, you’ll bake something successfully. That’s the day pigs will fly as well. Ha, i kid. 

And hell will freeze over. So mean.. but since I'm so nice I won't force you to eat the gross bread.

I’ll be the one to decide that.. -she teased, watching the interaction happen- I baked like ten loaves of pumpkin bread but none of them turned out the way I wanted.

Ten loaves? Holy shit, you must’ve had a lot of downtime. Did they turn out nasty or just not the way you thought they would? Really what I’m wondering here is whether or not they are edible? 

I couldn’t sleep. Some of them turned out.. not great. Some were burned. But I do think there’s one or two that won’t send anyone to the hospital so?

Rude! And here I was about to tell you that you’re cuter than the pizza guy. Great. I’m starving and he’s taken like an hour.

I’m still cuter than the pizza guy, he ain’t got nothin’ on me. Look told you, here he is. -pulls out his wallet and buys the pizza saying whatsup to the pizza guy before heading inside- So, what have you been up to all day? 

I'll be the one to decide that.. -she teased, watching the interaction happen- I baked like ten loaves of pumpkin bread but none of them turned out the way I wanted.