Its Jayden

im bored, can you guys talk to me

Yappity yap how's the wife

I'm a gay man.

good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE

... why?

:}

???

EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

Why are you laughing ???

I believe he may be plotting smth tbh

like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now

Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman

with who ????

@copyright-offical

im bored, can you guys talk to me

Yappity yap how's the wife

I'm a gay man.

good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE

... why?

:}

???

EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

Why are you laughing ???

I believe he may be plotting smth tbh

like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now

Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman

mother makes the best pasta, too bad you guys won't get to try it. I'll take a picture tho

Don't worry bro I'm in ur cupboard I'll eat the leftovers

murder is offically back on

guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.

(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k

I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured

I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.

they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?

honestly i kinda forgot why I've been keeping them hostage.

murder is offically back on

guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.

(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k

I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured

I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.

they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?

Pen ink, yeah?

Water colour.

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

why would you bite pens

Stimming man idk

find something else to bite ??

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

what is it

You...ngh🥵

WHAT

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing

you do it they're the one nipping your neck rn *gesture at them*

okay well i can't stop him, sigh, why is everyone here horny

I've been thinking the same thing

Pen ink, yeah?

Water colour.

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

why would you bite pens

Stimming man idk

find something else to bite ??

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

what is it

You...ngh🥵

WHAT

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing

fly! fly! there's a waiter in my soup!

Ah I see, *looks in the soup to see the waiter doing backstrokes in the bowl*

I firmly believe in the philosophy of "Fuck It, We Ball".

Socretes could never 😎

Pen ink, yeah?

Water colour.

Ruler of my heart ahh fingers

And in a blink gone or something I don't watch alien stage

I was gonna say smurfs but okay

Pen ink, yeah?

Water colour.

I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw

you put body wash on your tongue ?????

No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk

why would you bite pens

Stimming man idk

find something else to bite ??

Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏

what is it

You...ngh🥵

WHAT

You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘

Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell

What did you even put in there??? I'm scared 😭

What am I? What is self? Is it a star? Can i eat it? Can i touch it? It can not touch me. It shouldn't matter. And yet, I'm playing a part. A part i don't want. A part that forces itself on me A part that rips me apart. I want to stop acting I want to act like me but i dont know who me is And it's ripping me apart.

Damn evil puki, you make shakespeare whimper your name every night