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Wsg gng,
I'm Jayden, I'm 13 years old, he/him, I like indie rock, arson, drawing, anime and other stuff so uhm
👋😀
DEAR READER


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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"


JVL

@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
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@itsjayden3972
INTRO POST BUT LIKE A WHOLE MONTH LATER
Wsg gng,
I'm Jayden, I'm 13 years old, he/him, I like indie rock, arson, drawing, anime and other stuff so uhm
👋😀

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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im bored, can you guys talk to me
Yappity yap how's the wife
I'm a gay man.
good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE
... why?
EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
Why are you laughing ???
I believe he may be plotting smth tbh
like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now
Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman
with who ????
@copyright-offical
im bored, can you guys talk to me
Yappity yap how's the wife
I'm a gay man.
good to know EHEHEHEHEHEHE
... why?
EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
Why are you laughing ???
I believe he may be plotting smth tbh
like what ??? and what does me being gay have anything to do with it. im so confused right now
Uh I think he's plotting ur wedding bossman
mother makes the best pasta, too bad you guys won't get to try it. I'll take a picture tho
Don't worry bro I'm in ur cupboard I'll eat the leftovers
Full Series Of Girl Mob Scribble Comics That People Kept Redrawing The Last Part Of
ive been seeing a lot of redraws of the "Shishou is pregnant" one on tumblr so i thought id just show you guys that there was actually more of it

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"This 14-year-old is the most powerful person in the WORLD but really... he just wants to be a normal middle schooler...!" is absolutely not new to anime but USUALLY it's all a power-fantasy. It's humble-bragging. It's an awkward marriage of relatability and bus-window-day-dreaming. "Oh MAN, I just SAVED the WORLD 😱😏🌍💥but I still have a MATH TEST tomorrow 📏✖️AND I have a CRUSH 😊 (who doesn't know I'm the coolest badass in the world because that's a secret!! 😜)"
Which is all to say once again that no one is doing it like Mob Psycho 100. Because Mob is unambiguously the most powerful entity in the world and he goes "Okay but that's not very interesting. Being powerful isn't a personality. I'm gonna try to improve myself in ways that matter."
The evil spirit on his shoulder spends all series going "PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" and Mob says, "No thank you. Do you want to help me with my math homework?" and the second most powerful person in the world comes up to say, "We are a supreme species of super-human better than everyone else!" and Mob says, "You sound stunted as a person. Maybe try working a customer service job?" and a classmate will go, "Why not use your powers to be popular?" and Mob says, "Psychic powers don't make you popular. Do you want to see me lift this 10kg dumbbell? I've been working on that."
murder is offically back on
cool :D
(now I'm just gonna hope I don't get murdered lol)
guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.
(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k
I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured
D:
wha do
I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.
they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?
honestly i kinda forgot why I've been keeping them hostage.
...
Good enough I guess, you may continue
murder is offically back on
cool :D
(now I'm just gonna hope I don't get murdered lol)
guess what's gonna happen, sweetheart.
(' °ヮ° ) o h f u c k
I'm not gonna kill you, relax. back to the basement. you're gonna get tortured
D:
wha do
I have zero idea what you said, love. Alright, to the basement now.
they're asking what they did, surely you're gonna atleast tell them what they did right?
Guys
I made a mistake
Pen ink, yeah?
Water colour.
I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw
you put body wash on your tongue ?????
No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk
why would you bite pens
Stimming man idk
find something else to bite ??
Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏
what is it
You...ngh🥵
WHAT
You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘
Never. also my name is Charles
[mod really had to choose a similar name]
Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell
tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing
you do it they're the one nipping your neck rn *gesture at them*
okay well i can't stop him, sigh, why is everyone here horny
I've been thinking the same thing
Guys
I made a mistake
Pen ink, yeah?
Water colour.
I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw
you put body wash on your tongue ?????
No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk
why would you bite pens
Stimming man idk
find something else to bite ??
Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏
what is it
You...ngh🥵
WHAT
You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘
Never. also my name is Charles
[mod really had to choose a similar name]
Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell
tell that to the other guy. I've done nothing
you do it they're the one nipping your neck rn *gesture at them*
Also I think you'd know if you wanted a restraining order against them

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fly! fly! there's a waiter in my soup!
Ah I see, *looks in the soup to see the waiter doing backstrokes in the bowl*
I firmly believe in the philosophy of "Fuck It, We Ball".
Socretes could never 😎
Guys
I made a mistake
Pen ink, yeah?
Water colour.
Ruler of my heart ahh fingers
And in a blink gone or something I don't watch alien stage
I was gonna say smurfs but okay
Guys
I made a mistake
Pen ink, yeah?
Water colour.
I used to bite my pens. I kept getting fucking mouthfulls. My tongue was blue like 8% of the time. This is nothing. A good soap or body wash will get it out I'm like 3 days dw
you put body wash on your tongue ?????
No, it often leaked out onto my body. I wasn't about to swallow ink blud. I just brushed extra hard or smth idk
why would you bite pens
Stimming man idk
find something else to bite ??
Hm, I can see smth I'd like to take a bite of right here 😏
what is it
You...ngh🥵
WHAT
You heard me Charlie. Lemme give you a lil nip on the neck bro 😘
Never. also my name is Charles
[mod really had to choose a similar name]
Damn you yall need a room or a restraining order I genuinely can't tell
MINI COMIC — ODYPEN OMEGAVERSE ??
Or is it just Odysseus being daring? X)

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I just made some absolute fucking slop. I love being in college.
What did you even put in there??? I'm scared 😭
What am I? What is self? Is it a star? Can i eat it? Can i touch it? It can not touch me. It shouldn't matter. And yet, I'm playing a part. A part i don't want. A part that forces itself on me A part that rips me apart. I want to stop acting I want to act like me but i dont know who me is And it's ripping me apart.
Damn evil puki, you make shakespeare whimper your name every night