The Evans spending Thanksgiving together?? i love your hcs so much sksjdjej
the evans on thanksgiving…
thanksgiving?? more like: don’t let kyle and rory near the oven
tate “id rather die than eat with you guys” langdon
kit “if the turkey isn’t perfect ill go into cardiac arrest” walker
kyle “im going to eat everything on the table before anyone else can” spencer
jimmy “i can’t believe im skipping thanksgiving with the freaks for these assholes” darling
james “i havent done this since the 20’s” march
rory “what do you mean i can’t start a food fight?” monahon
kai “death would be better than this” anderson
mr “i get that michael’s the antichrist but can he still come?” gallant
kit stresses the entire day about the food
he would ask for help but literally nobody else knows how to cook except march but he’s out getting a Christmas tree
“thanksgiving is cancelled!” *laugh track plays*
jimmy would help him but sadly he sucks at everything
he put rory and kyle in charge of getting the drinks which was a bad idea
kai had to set the table and it actually looked very nice
tate and gallant are lounging on the couch watching the thanksgiving parade
“IS THAT JOJO SIWA”
“jesus fucking christ find a new stan, gal”
once the turkey is out of the oven, not burnt, kit and jimmy put up decorations
rory and kyle come home with 5 packs of bud light
“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET WINE OR TEA OR SOMETHING THAT WONT GET YOU WASTED”
kit sends them back to the store
meanwhile, james is out alone in the cold getting a tree
“what’s your height limit?” “well, I’m 5’8” “for the… tree”
he has to call up gallant to come help him
“why me” “you’re taller” “YEAH BY LIKE AN INCH”
kai just sits at the table and keeps asking when the food will be ready
“remember kai, no talking about religion or politics”
“are you fucking kidding that’s the only thing i talk about”
after like 4 hours, everyone is finally seated at the table
tate is craving death
“there’s no like… human in this,, right?”
“gallant wtf”
gallant flips his shit when he realizes its apple pie
“nobody here thinks god is real right?” “No”
“great no prayer”
rory keeps kicking march’s foot under the table and he’s about to lose it
the food actually didn’t turn out terrible and no food fights or physical fights were started!!
^ which, quite genuinely, is a surprise
enjoy! happy thanksgiving <3
