"Okay, I don’t mean to sound rude, but... what exactly are you an influencer of?" Dylan’s knowledge of social media was limited to business-related stuff and the occasional sports updates he followed. If she was one of those TikTok dancers, maybe she could perform a few moves with the coffee shop’s name in the background, and that would surely draw in a crowd to cover their orders. "I was honestly about to throw in the towel and head to a different place, but if you think you can make this work, I’m game."
──the question drew an airy laughter from her. she didn’t take offense, but it wasn’t something she was asked regularly either; people usually recognized her, she didn’t even need to introduce herself or give a name at the register. the fact that her name wasn’t very common helped for people to remember her, too. “just that social media stuff,” she waved a hand, dismissively, then took another bite of her donut. hummed a little and then nodded. “okay..” she started, thinking about it for a second while she took a sip of her coffee. “I am gonna say we are friends, so not to seem suss,” she laughed. “I am Honey, by the way,” she smiled at him. she had only used the influencer card a couple of times and only when they were being rude or unreasonable to her or another costumer, never to ( kind of ) get free stuff, so she was a little nervous, didn’t want to come off as rude or snob either. she caught a waitress passing by and she turned to her, not wanting to overthink it. “hey, can I please talk to your manager?” Honey stopped them as they passed by them, offered a sweet smile. when the other walked away, she gave Dylan a nearly mortified look. “this was such a Karen moment.”













