daniel

Isn’t that one of those questions you’re not supposed to ask in a mental institute…or jail?

I don't see any rules against it, so I'll ask anyway.

Eh I thought you were mad at me or something.

Why would I be mad at you?

I apparently have to resort to staring since my best friend has seemed to disappear out of my life.

Or you could say hello. Or jump into my bed where I always am and watch movies with me. There are other options, Nicole.

Okay… Sure believe what you will.

It's not about beliefs, it's about the truth.

Oh…sorry I wasn’t really staring I just spaced out a bit. I’m new here.

Simple, I wasnt.

Yeah, and the sky isn't blue.

Uh. I was just gonna say theres a spider on your shoulder…

[He looks over and casually brushes it off, looking back to the girl] Right, and? What was the excuse for staring at my face?

[she puts her arms out offering a hug]

You love me.

You suck.

Yeah, you're right.

Does it make you love me any less?

Hmm.. Sometimes.

Hey, hey! I don’t ask you why you do things the way you do them! Don’t question how my father brought me up!

Because I do things the right way. It's nearly impossible not to question it! 

A movie staring Britney Spears, Taryn Manning, and Zoe Saldana.

Britney Spears can act?

I will sucker punch you, Hart. Test me.

I hope you don't expect me to move my face into your fist, since everything you do is backwards.

Yes, I have spent my whole day rewatching Crossroads on Netflix. No, I do not care if you think that’s unhealthy. Britney is queen.

I have no idea what that is.

I don’t think that’s how it works… but that ain’t none of my business.

This is exactly how it works, are you kidding?

 Would you say that you wear your Hart on your sleeve? Sorry. That was lame too.

That was better than mine, so I'll give it to you.