Eat. Sleep. Tumblr. Repeat.

I would pay good money for this type of technology.

Fandom theorizing after a major plot twist like

#grandma #it’s me #anastastia

who keeps voting for Benedict cumberbatch as sexiest man alive? Speak up. Own up to it

I'm so used to seeing his named misspelt that I actually forgot the correct spelling and had to look it up to see if this was right. It is.

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

fucking obliterated

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold