CAPSLOCK FOR LIFE

Simply the worst.

Jack extends his babysitting services, but I say no. Still, cute kids.

Watch the ‘tude, mister, I’m being nice!

You can still hug babies while bruised! I wasn’t going to break your hands but alright, that was long enough ago that I’ll let it slide. Next time though, you better watch it!

you have a brother?

I believe you’re the fella who was trashing the parks a while back! Two for you, Commando, I’ll be sure to knock you around a little bit if I see you, though vandals aren’t high on my priority list.

I SET THE OCEAN ON FIRE TO!!! BUT YES I DID DESTROY THAT PARK!!! IT WAS FUN!!!

feed me

It is upsetting. Ruby is a rescue though. I wouldn’t have gotten her cut if I’d had her when she still had her full tail and ears.

Okay. Since you are clearly beyond help, consider yourself blocked.

Your logic makes no sense. If anyone is trying to turn this into a “battle of disabilities” (seriously?) it’s you. You didn’t even address my solution. Maybe if you weren’t so thick-skulled and self-centered you would actually take the time to regard others’ willingness to help while still maintaining their comfort and ease of access.

QUITE FRANKLY, I DONT HAVE THE DESIRE TO CHANGE WHAT WORKS FOR ME TO SUIT SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY DECIDED TO SEND ME AN ‘I HATE YOU’ WHEN AGAIN, I BARELY KNOW YOU. IF I’M THICK-SKULLED AND SELF-CENTERED, YOU’RE JUST PLAIN MEAN AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE ACTING LIKE A REALLY BIG JERK!!!