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the dangers of trying to pickpocket tight pants (based on this joke from  rhys darby’s stand up!)

our flag means death (2022)

imagining arthur following merlin to the library to annoy him into reading out loud

some insane foliage

rich people probably had statues of themselves in their fancy rich people gardens this is the related literature im basing this art off. anyway blackbonnet but make it that one shot from hercules.

— the chain ♡

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who the fuck gave him the right to be so fucking pretty

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

Can't even begin to explain how important it is to me that Stede is wearing this here. Arguably one of his sexiest moments, where he finally asserts himself, stands up to a bully (possibly for the first time in his life?), says "get off my ship" in a low, commanding, harsh voice, and he's wearing his frilly nightgown and silk robe. The very same thing he wore when CJ called him a "big gal" in the beginning of the episode. He is allowed (and deciding) to be himself while authoritative and self-confident, protecting those he cares about. I can't get enough of this it means so much