Go home pancake, you're drunk.

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.

LOL

I can reblog bath bombs and the night sky all I want but at the end of the day im still bandom trash that’s ready to be crushed and incinerated because I’m truly awful and in platonic love with pete wentz

I, too, am skeptical of this development, bunny.

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

WHEN DID YOU GET SO MUCH OLDER LOOKING