ooh scandalous!

~

Tina wondered if throwing a punch at Ashley Toe-Nasty-en would be worth the jail time. It was definitely feel satisfying in the moment, just to get her frustrations out on someone who badly needed a good slap round the head, but then she imagined the disappointed look on James’ face if he found out and it was enough to stop her hands balling into white-knuckled fists.

“Christ, you all sound like robots…” Tina grumbled. It wasn’t like her not to have a quick come back, but, frankly… arguing with everyone and their grandma was fucking exhausting. She didn’t have the energy for this. Sure, she was used to the Ashley’s sharing a brain cell and hating on her, like, all the time, but when you had used up all your arguments and insults on closer friends who now hated your guts, it felt totally futile to try and win this tiny battle.

“At least my hands fit in the jar, Frankenstein.”

-

it wasn’t ashley’s fault that tina got wound up so easily. she really should go see a therapist to talk about those anger issues. such an angry turnip. rotten. 

“and you sound like some dunce yorkshire farmer but we have to listen to you and your tantrums every goddamn day. crying about how peter doesn’t want to play with you anymore. boo fucking hoo” she short back, her hand mimicking imaginary tears. 

“surprising that they do with those big meat paws of yours. they’re like twenty-eight ounce steaks” 

~

Tina could feel her entire soul leave her body the moment she realised her mistake. As if she wasn’t having a bad enough as it is, she just had to throw herself right in front of the bus because of her carelessness. Was it too late to run away? Her nose turned up at the awful nickname. Had she not been in desperate need of finding someone to finish this assignment with, she easily could have thrown a punch.

“Well obviously my Tashley radar is broken…” Tina grumbled, shooting her an eye rolling glare. “Did Schiaparelli throw up on you or something?” Tina countered quickly, caring not for whatever the fuck that even meant. “Obviously didn’t mean to touch you. Now I need to go wash my hands.”

-

if there was one person that ashley couldn’t stand, it was tina bell. she was more than aware that the feeling was mutual but that didn’t stop any of the ashley’s from loathing the blonde. 

“well then, it matches your broken brain” she shot back, flipping her hair over her shoulder “oh salted simple turnip, schiaparelli is the next wave designer and i won’t have your cheese puff fingers ruining their hard word and stunning designs” god, this girl was so bumpkin “you go do that, you have the hands of a toddler after they get into a jar of honey”

“fine. let’s get this over the with”

Starter for @ashley-tomassian​

Tina was begrudgingly back at college, trying to finally complete her final year after what felt like forever and a whirlwind of disaster. She had started her final year twice, and skipped out both time due to stress from other horrendous life events, and if she didn’t do it now, she likely never would. Sadly, one of the parts that always caused her trouble was ‘customer service’. She found it very hard to hold her tongue and not talk back to lecturers while she was inches away from a client’s eyeball with a make-brush and once again it was causing her trouble before she even started. Everyone knew Tina Bell on campus by now, and finding people to willingly sit in her chair to practice on was nearly impossible.

At present, she was out looking for victims volunteers, tapping any passer-by on the shoulder that looked like they would be able to help. In an apparent moment of panic, realising her time was running out, she was tapping everyone and anyone’s shoulders, and it was in that haste that she tapped none other than Ashley Tomassian, by complete and utter accident. Tina would not have done that willingly.

“Hey! Could I possibly borr–OH! Shit! Not you.”

-

ashley had been making quite the name for herself in the photography circuit and was asked by her previous professor to visit the class and showcase some of her work. being back on campus for her was strange, she’d walked the pavements in like with the other ashley’s every day for the duration of their courses and now she found herself back in the same place. 

working on a text to the other ashley’s, she turned at the feeling of someone tapping her shoulder. “ew turnip, why are you here?” she shot at her, not before quickly sending another text to the ashley’s to tell them that turnip was out and about. “don’t touch me with your cheese puff fingers. this is schiaparelli you complete moron”

“You’re fucking kidding, right? What, are we eating a Rolex?” Kevin was looking at the menu of the restaurant, 2000 dollars for pasta. Yeah, he wasn’t going to eat here - Sophia could cook better than this. He stood up to leave when he met someone he recognized. “Don’t bother dining here - they overcharge.”

@happieststarters​

-

she was typing away won her phone while she walked through the restaurant to her table. a french restaurant just outside of town for a change. ashley was never someone that had to look at the price tag of anything in her life and that was fine to her. while she never had to do that, she also wasn’t stupid. kevin’s announcement to her had her stopping in her tracks. her eyes found the waiter next to her that looked like a deer caught in headlights “ew gross behaviour” she shot at him and went back to typing on her phone. not a moment later every phone under the restaurants roof (and every important phone number in the ashleys contact lists) started dinging with one message for all:

‘a message from the ashleys. the restaurant bonne nourriture is officially out’

tables of people who had yet to order got up to leave, people who had ordered demanded their bills. bonne nourriture was over. “thank you kevin. at least one person has some sanity. may i offer you a lift back to town, my driver is parked out front. it’s the least i can do”

S - Seeker - How do they go in search of new information? Do they accept ideas on faith or do they need to test out information for themselves?

ashley generally doesn't go in search for information if she doesn't need to and nor would she accept things in blind faith.

C - Caregiver - How do they give/receive care best? Do they care for everyone or just a small number of people? How do they react to someone in need?

ashley isn't one for giving care but when she does she is a caring and attentive person, she doesn't show that side of her often. it's a select few that are gifted with the care of ashley tomassian.

for someone to care for ashley, she's high maintenance in a general manner but she's a sucker for someone that genuinely takes the time to get to know her and remembers the little details.

if she doesn't care for the person in need, she'll ignore them.

A - Advocate - How do they show their support for others? Are there any causes that they publicly support? Why?

she doesn't. if ashley supports you, she'll show up to whatever event you need her at. other than that, she's a locked box.

she supports many causes with her family donating to charities and hosting charity galas. for someone that can be as mean and cruel as ashley, she supports human rights and lgbtq+ etc

N - Navigator - What’s their sense of direction like? Do they have a set path in life that they’re planning on following? What do they do if they’re knocked off course?

her direction is always what she sets her mind to. her path is her path and she won't be wavered on that. she's a tomassian, she doesn't get knocked off course.

D - Director - How much do they feel the need to have control over their life? Do they spend a lot of time telling others what to do or and they more likely to be more obedient to others?

while she has her own career, ashley doesn't feel like she has much control in her life. she's more obedient to the point it becomes a flaw.

L - Lover - How do they show love? Do they love themselves? Do they believe that all you need is love?

showing love in itself is showing love in ashley's case. normally a closed book, if she opens up to someone and shows her softer side it's rare and a sign of her showing love. in a relationship, ashley is loyal to the person and has eyes for them only. she's cute, she's clingy and she's confident in who she's with. she's surprisingly more willing to branch out and try the hobbies her partner likes. she doesn't let others opinions cloud her judgement on her relationship. she's an ashley and whoever she's with automatically gets shot to the top social circle.

ashley is content with who she is and she's confident in herself. she can be vain and bratty at times but that comes with the lifestyle she grew up with.

again, surprisingly, ashley does believe all you need is love. she's been around money her whole life and she's seen the dark side of that and the misery it can bring to people. money isn't all it's cracked up to be and she believes having love in life makes life a special kind of rich.

O - Organiser - How organised are they? Do they have any unusual organisation systems? What would cause them to be uncharacteristically (dis-)organised?

ashley is insanely organised, it stresses her out when she isn't. everything has its place and her colour coding system is all in shades of green since it's her trademark colour.

U - Ugly - What traits to they find unattractive in others? Do they have any of those traits themselves?

bad hygiene, arrogance, being a general dickhead, idiot behaviour.

she doesn't have the arrogance in the same way she finds it unattractive. it's a different level of being pompous that she can't stand.

S - Seeker - How do they go in search of new information? Do they accept ideas on faith or do they need to test out information for themselves?

already answered

3. what is your muse’s favorite hobby?

ashley loves photography and art - those are her favourite hobbies. shopping comes a close second.

6. what is your muse’s favorite kind of weather?

sun. it just makes life better. also gives her an opportunity to top up her suntan

9. what does your muse consider their biggest success?

surviving her social circle & selling her art.

12. what is something that will always make your muse laugh?

“Aw man…,” Freddie sighed suddenly, stopping in his tracks as if just remembering the most important thing in the world. “I’m never gonna see that ‘kiss the chef’ t-shirt again.” @happieststarters​

-

Ashley let out a huff when she almost crashed into someone who had decided to stop suddenly right in front of her “I speak for everyone when I say it’s for the best that t-shirt of yours has disappeared.”

-

Totes adorbs. God, he hated people. In Ashley’s defence, that was true, she was better company than Tina, but so was a plank of wood, so… The nickname the Ashley’s had for Tina always did bring him some amusement, mainly because he knew how much Turnip hated it, and he loved to see her getting knocked down a peg or two as repayment for all the shit she did to him. “You’re not wrong there. I’m curious, why do you all hate each other?”

-

-

Smee was cute, and he hated Tina, it was a fun time. “Of course I’m not wrong.” she smiled, flipping her hair over her shoulder “Why wouldn’t we hate Turnip? She’s horrid, got a rats nest for a hairdo, she’s so uncouth with no manners, the list goes on and on” she rhymed off her reasoning “Why do you hate her?”