Jimmy Macs!!!!

According to a source close to the couple, “Kerry and Nnamdi are ecstatic,” because they're HAVING A BABY!!! YAY!!!

Surprise married in June after having been surprised dating for a year, their newest family member will (be beautiful) and born in the spring.

Congrats to Mid Mac Newlyweds, Danielle Fishel and Tim Belusko!

Danielle, 32, met her new husband Tim, 25, in college. Danielle went back at the age of 27 (good for you girl!) AND THEY MET IN CLASS WHERE DANIELLE WAS HIS MATH TUTOR. I'm dying, this is a rom com I want to watch.

This quote has nothing to do with them as a couple, but it made me like Danielle a lot. Regarding her two tattoos, she explained,

"I have one on the back of my neck and I have a tramp stamp."

Here's a picture of Danielle and Lance Bass going to prom. Just cause.

People gave Danielle a hard time about her Jimmy Mac marriage on the internet (you're just looking in the wrong parts girl, we love it!), and she told them to basically suck it.

"Tim is mature, responsible, loving, & kind. Way to judge people, Internet."

Here they are looking adorable.

90's flashbacks! Ben Savage (better known as Cory Matthews) and JTT were in attendance! In a stroke of Boy Meets World fate, Shawn Hunter (otherwise known as Rider Strong, hahah that name is funny forever) got married the same day!

Here's her other hub, Ben Savage, at the wedding.

Danielle will reprise her role as Topanga Lawrence (Matthews? Early seasons Topanga would definitely have kept her last name - Wikipedia tells me she hyphenated, so it's Topanga Lawrence-Matthews) in the Disney channel spin-off, Girl Meets World next year. Here's a pic of the whole crew reunited.

MID MAC BABY ATTACK!

On September 13th, Alice Evans, 45, and her husband Ioan Gruffudd, 39, welcomed their second baby! Welcome to the Jimmy Mac world Elsie Marigold! Elsie joins big sister Ella, 4. How cute are those names? Good job guys.

Alice and Ioan met on the set of 102 Dalmatians. Yep, 102, they made a sequel and it made $185 million. His hair was very Hugh Grant early 00's back then and I approve.

Anyways, they've been together since 2000, so they met when Ioan was 26 and Alice was 32. Nice. There are about 10,000 pictures of them looking hopelessly in love on the internet, I would highly recommend google image searching for yourself, but here's a couple good ones.

When Alice was pretty pregnant with their first daughter.

I don't know where this is, but it's adorable.

Kind of blurry pic from their 2007 wedding. Sorry about the privacy invasion guys!

Alice has popped up in quite a few things here and there, most recently in The Vampire Diaries. She got her first big break acting in an Italian miniseries as a french student, she's fluent in both languages!

I'd just like to take a quick second to say I miss you Ringer. Man was that show hilarious, and cheap with the green screen.

I seriously wish it was still on. We'll always have Titanic. "We waited too long!"

Susan Tedeschi is a blues/rock singer. She was born in 1970. She does this awesome cover of You Got the Silver. Anyway.  She is married to Derek Trucks. Who is an incredible slide guitar player. He was born in 1979. ahhhh i just realized it's a true Jimmy!!! i'm looking at wikipedia an it turns out they got married in 2001. when he was 21 and she was 30!! IT DOESN'T GET MORE JIMMY THAN THAT!! 

here they are together:

So the Emmy's were a snoozer (I think?), minus awesome Merritt Weaver, Tina and Amy, and Aaron Paul photo bombs. But who cares, everyone was watching Breaking Bad anyways and looked at pics on the internet later. Here's a couple of Jimmy Macs in attendance, looking fab.

UH IS A COUPLE BETTER LOOKING!? Yay The Good Wife come back on Sunday! I cannot wait for Florick, Agos, and Associates.

Jon Hamm was there, looking so very  hot in his beard, with longtime girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Shit I'd stare at him like this all day long. This dress is fantastic.

In a mega mac that clearly needs greater examination, Robin Wright and Ben Foster looked cuddly at an after-party.

She is so hot. I approve.

Mike Ehrmantraut, you were robbed my friend. Here's Danielle Brooks, aka Taystee, looking insanely hot to help us all feel better.

Mariah's had a rough couple of weeks after falling and dislocating her shoulder. Not to worry, Nick's been taking care of her,

“She’s kinda been propped up...The doctor said as much rest and relaxation as she can possibly get... I just try to be the best supportive husband I can be... I help dial numbers on her iPhone and finish text messages."

SURPRISE MID MAC BABY ALERT!

Jimmy Fallon, 38, and his wife Nancy Juvonen, 46, welcomed a baby girl July 23rd!

This almost true Jimmy Mac has been married since 2007, when Jimmy adorably said of his bride to be, "She's the coolest girl in the world."

Nancy is the co-owner of "Flower Films" with pal Drew Barrymore and has produced many of Drew's movies, including Fever Pitch, where she met Jimmy, and the classic Never Been Kissed. I love Drew Barrymore's hair in this movie.

Excellent production choice Nancy.

She isn't large by any stretch of the word, but Nancy is a normal-sized woman, which is making me like her and Jimmy a ton more than I did before I started google image searching pictures of them together. Here they are looking fab, love the sparkles.

Nancy also has the same birthday as Tina Fey, Jimmy's old SNL buddy. No clue what this means about their marriage or baby, but it's pretty great.

I cannot wait to hear what these two name their baby, my guess? Classic, yet quirky.

I would like to announce our first inductee into the Jimmy Mac Hall of Fame: Joan Collins!

Here's Joan, looking awesome, in 1973 in the movie, Drive Hard, Drive Fast. She obviously applies this philosophy to her own life, which I'm obsessed with after only ten minutes of internet researching.

Joan's been married five times, and though the first two were older, she soon wised up and realized a Jimmy Mac was for her.

She started by dipping her feet in the mini mac pool, marrying the president of Apple Records (during Beatle-mania), Ron Kass.

Joan then ramped it up to a mid mac and was engaged to Warren Beatty. A Beatty biographer described their meeting when she, "noticed the indecently pretty young man boldly eyeing her from a nearby table. He was 22 at the time, but he looked like he was barely old enough to drive."

Skipping right over the True Jimmy and Big Mac stages, Joan married Swedish singer Peter Holm, 14 years her junior, in 1985.

Joan got out of that marriage pretty quick, turns out Peter was working her the whole time. When deciding whether or not to divorce, Joan channeled her Dynasty-self, "I was thinking, 'Would Alexis put up with this?' And the answer was no." Oh well, joke's on you Peter, Joan moved onto better things.

She dated Robin Hurlstone, 25 years her junior, look at how smitten he is in this picture! Also, how great is Robin as a man's name? Love it.

It seems as if Joan's finally met her Jimmy match in theatrical company manager Percy Gibson, 32 years her junior, who she married in 2002. See Taylor-Wood-Johnsons, it's only a too much Mac if one of you is 18 when the relationship started!

How fantastic does she look with her hot young hub in St. Tropez!?

Addressing their age gap, Joan said the most perfect response ever, : 'It's so boring. Look, I'll tell you about the age thing - if he dies, he dies."

Together for 27 years, this mega mac got married in Switzerland today!

After Tina’s tumultous (to say the least) marriage to Ike Turner ended in 1978, she didn’t get involved with anyone until seven years later, when she met German record exec Erwin, 16 years her junior. 

Their life in Zurich literally sounds like a dream. Is it too late for them to adopt me? From a 2000 People Magazine article;

When the two are at home together, usually at the Zurich estate they moved into in 1998, they share a comfortably mundane domestic life, enjoying leisurely breakfasts and bicycle rides. As often as possible they spend long weekends at Turner's seaside retreat in the South of France and routinely invite friends over for dinner. "Erwin does the cooking, absolutely!" says Turner, whose food favorites include pasta and Thai. "He's better at it than I am and I don't enjoy it as much as he does."

TAKE ME WITH YOU!

I seriously can find very little info on them as a couple, but here's a picture of them looking fab together at Oprah's Legends Ball in 2005.

And Tina being awesome, just because.

Can we just...

Ahhh, yep, that's what I needed.

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally make me happy because they just seem like they are having so much fun together at all times.  I mean, they do stuff like this.  And this.  (Thanks for the assist, Amy Poehler.)  Megan is 54 and Nick is 43, making this relationship a big mac!

Here's a screenshot of them from the episode of Will and Grace where Nick plays a plumber that Karen kisses.  It's the first time they acted together as a couple; just look at those heart eyes!

You can really tell how much Nick loves her, because he is always casually dropping quotes like "I don't think I could ever overtake the champion that is my wife" and "She has been my hero for so many years; she's such a comedy legend."

They met in 2000, when they were doing a play together in L.A.  Here's what they have to say about it, from this interview, which you should read all of:

Megan Mullally: It was in 2000, and we were doing a play with the Evidence Room Theatre Company called The Berlin Circle, and I think we were the only two non-company members. It was our first time working with that theater company. We had a lot of scenes together, and I started thinking, “Wait a minute, he’s funny.” And then I started thinking, “Wait a minute, is he cute? What’s happening?”

Nick Offerman: And I remember thinking, “Wait a minute, is she a fucking genius? Wait a minute, is she looking at me? Grrrrr! She good-lookin’.”

(There's also a part about how they "accidentally" had to share a hotel room during that time period because Nick "accidentally" missed a flight.)

Three years later, they were married.  Here's a photo of what Megan wore to the wedding:

Can't handle your awesome!

Gosh, there's so much adorable stuff about them on the internet, it's hard keeping this post to a reasonable length.  I would highly recommend you absorb everything in this Vulture article.  The David Letterman clip has the proposal story!!!!  A++, Nick!!!!

Oh man you guys, this mega mac is seriously the best. Inspiration for this came from an interview Hugh just did with Good Housekeeping AND IT'S KILLING ME.

"From day one, we were best mates," Jackman, 44, says of his wife. "We just clicked. We were giggling and laughing — we just connected."

This whole post could be about adorable things Hugh has said about his wife of 17 years. Here they are, young love birds.

The couple met on the set of the Australian show Corelli in 1991, and married in April of 1996. Deborra, 57, was a much bigger star at the time. In my eyes, she'll always be a bigger star. Newsies > Wolverine.

The couple has adopted two kids, Oscar, 13, and Ava, 8. Here's the whole adorable family.

Hugh explains how he likes to keep the romance alive by surprising his wife,

"If I bring Deb flowers every Tuesday, yeah, it's nice, but is it romantic?" he asks. When the actor got off early from work in Montreal, "I pretended I was still on set," he recalls. "I called Deb and said, 'I'll be back late tonight.'" Then he appeared hours earlier than she expected. "And she got such a shock. I'd made reservations at our favorite lunch place. It was three hours before the kids finished school, and it was awesome because it was unplanned."

Though the internet probably isn't with me on this, I really don't think he's Travolting us, I think he's straight. Addressing said gay rumors, Hugh says,

"I don't really pay attention," he admits. "If someone's going to spend their time saying, 'You're really not 6-foot-2; you're 5-foot-10, I'll tell them once, 'I am 6-foot-2.' Then, whatever you want to believe, it's up to you. Am I going to waste energy going, 'I'm so mad that this person says I'm 5-foot-10?' We really only get mad when there's an element of truth, right?"

Here' they are being in love at the Oscars.

Uh, okay, I promise last awesome Hugh quote.

"When I met Deb, it was 10 times better than my single life. She was very beautiful. She was unbelievably fun -- this energy, this spirit -- irrepressible. And she had a confidence in herself. I had a massive crush on her instantly."

You guys, THEY HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 30 YEARS! Pauletta and Denzel celebrated their anniversary on June 25th by doing what most people do, sharing the cover of Ebony.

Uh, what a good looking couple! What's the secret to staying together for thirty years?

“There’s no magical mystery to [staying together] … We go through up and downs like any couple,” Denzel tells Ebony.

I know this isn't a picture of them together, but how happy does Pauletta look on their vacation in Italy last year?

Denzel and Pauletta met in 1977 on the TV show Wilma. They dated for six years before getting married in 1983, when Pauletta was 33 and Denzel was 29, making this couple a super great mid-mac!

The couple has four children, John David, Katia, and twins Malcolm and Olivia.

I can't seem to find a picture of the whole family together, but they're too good looking to just leave out, so here's Denzel with Olivia, who is studying drama at NYU. 

And the happy couple with their youngest son Malcolm, who just graduated from Penn.

Their eldest son John David played for the Rams!

I am having a hard time (ie, I maxed out at two minutes of internet time) finding a picture of Katia, but that's probably because she prefers to be behind the scenes, WORKING FOR QUENTIN TARANTINO.

Don't you want to hang out with this family?

Together since 2005, this big mac couple is super hot.

Jason, 33, is probably best known for his role on Game of Thrones, where he plays Khal Drogo. I know very little about this show except that the red wedding happened, Peter Dinklage is on it, and Jason Momoa is hot.

Anyways, everyone knows Lisa Bonet, 45, as Denise Huxtable from The Cosby Show and later one of my favorite shows from my childhood, A Different World. Dwayne Wayne + Whitley Gilbert forever.

Seriously, that show was the greatest. Awesome people who appeared on that show include: Sinbad, Jada Pinkett Smith, Marisa Tomei, and Loretta Devine. Patti LaBelle played Dwayne's mom!

Anyways, back to the couple at hand...they have two kids together, Lola and Nakoa-Wolf, in addition to Lisa's daughter with Lenny Kravitz, Zoe. Here are all the adults in this blended family hanging out and being great. 

Here they are walking down the street with one of their younger kids. I think we have another Hemsworth situation here, giant man holding a tiny baby and killing me in the process.

Oh my god, speaking of surprise mid-macs!!!

So it seems Courteney Cox (aka half of my and everyone else's favorite TV couple ever, Big Fat Goalie and Ms. Chanandler Bong) is dating her Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt.  He plays her ex-husband on the show.  Here they are having a cuddle:

Courteney just turned 49 in June, and Brian's 44th birthday is literally today, ahhh!!  I just found that out on Wikipedia!  Happy Birthday, Bobby Cobb!  I hope that you and Courteney celebrate with a naked day.  Say hi to Dog Travis for me.

Anyway, according to the internet and the US Magazine which I picked up at the gym that informed me about this fantastic mid-mac (and caused me to go "WHAT?!" in pure delight on the elliptical, eliciting some stares), they've been dating in semi-secret for about six months.  Apparently Courteney's ex, David Arquette, told Howard Stern that they were having an "emotional affair" in 2010.  Which kind of blows me away because I was just thinking back to that fantastic episode from this past season where there's a flashback to when Jules and Bobby were still married, and they did this onscreen making out.  And like, I wonder how that was for them.  It's giving me tingles.  I just remember Jules seemed so happy in that scene!

Hahaha ok I can't really find a good picture of it, but trust me.

GUYS SURPRISE MID MAC WEDDING ALERT!

Since this came out of nowhere and no one even knew they were dating, we have zero pics of them together, but here's Kerry, 36, on the cover of Vanity Fair.

She is very beautiful and it is seriously disgusting America that she's the first black woman on the cover since Beyonce in 2005.

Kerry is the star of Scandal on ABC where she plays political fixer Olivia Pope (who happens to be having a very hot affair with POTUS). She has, hands down, the best wardrobe on television (and movies? all mediums? all time?)

Nnamdi, 31, has played cornerback in the NFL for a decade now, spending the bulk of his career with the Oakland Raiders. In April, he signed a one-year deal with the San Francisco 49ers. He played college football at UC-Berkeley, I am freaking out now a little because that means he would have played with Aaron Rodgers.

Here he is in his 49ers practice uniform.

They were secretly married in Hailey, Idaho on June 24th, after dating for about a year. So really people who say "I'm a celebrity! It's impossible to get privacy," clearly just need to stay away from The Ivy.

Congrats to this new mid-mac! Here's one last pic of Nnamdi looking very cute all dressed up.

Tennis players Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi were married in 2001, with only their mothers as witnesses, according to wikipedia!  Here they are with tennis rackets, and each other!

Steffi is just over a year older than Andre, making this champion duo a mini-mac!!!  They have two children. Here they are on vacation:

Ok, one time I read an article about when Steffi and Andre first got together and it mentioned that when Andre was with Brooke Shields, he once taped a picture of Steffi to the refrigerator, as motivation for getting shape. Because he thought her legs were amazing. I hope it was fitness motivation for himself, but I think it was for Brooke, which kind of pisses me off. But whatever.  I hope it was an awesome action shot like this one.

Also, I found this amazing picture of the two of them. 

Alright, let's get one of these Jon Hamm free balling pics out of the way...

This mini-mac has been together since 1997 after meeting at a mutual friend's party in LA. 1997!

They are seriously adorable together, I would recommend reading this whole article.

Though Jon's fame exploded with his role as Don Draper on Mad Men, Jennifer is a star in her own right. She's written, directed, and starred in Kissing Jessica Stein, Ira and Abby, and Friends with Kids.

Following the Hawn/Russell "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" method, this mini-mac has no plans to marry, about which Jon adorably defended by explaining,

"I don't have the marriage chip, and neither of us have the greatest examples of marriages in our families. But Jen is the love of my life, and we've already been together four times longer than my parents were married."

Here's one more adorable pic of them selling me some Gap clothes.

Even though Jon is a huge St. Louis Cardinals fan, I still love them.