Prolific boyf booper

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

the parazon is a woefully underutilized warframe erogenous zone

pin them down and suck their parazon until they beg for [X] MERCY is what i'm saying

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

if you let it slip, i won't let it slide. wham-o, right upside the head. superballin all day and all night, it's always game time. so much ice i'm an arctic force, better bring out the snowboogie. im just trying to splash n score, not stay n play. lets have a foam party, maybe giggle n splash a bit, play with my hacky sack. frisbee. boogie board.