AHURGHABURGHBURGH

the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

Potions master

Life comes at you fast

Now see this is the kind of statue that should be put up if you want to commemorate the dark parts of history

Normal Man is still to this day my absolutely favorite Adventure Time episode ever

OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB

What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 

Allegra Chicken

#company talk for ‘what in the fuck are you doing’

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

I’ve always detested Betsy Devos. She doesn’t even have an education background.

Students, you’re not powerless here. Contact everyone in your school, convince them to do a student strike. Stay home, or protest outside the school, or whatever. If enough of you refuse to enter the school, they’ll have to close it.

take your protest to the capital and give them your kid germs