Vieners

A vicious fight between two of natures deadliest creatures.

He tried his best

are tea bombs the new thing

I really hope so

i goddamn fucking need this

YES

ok so I translated and it’s green tea with frozen dried raspberries and now I really need it

By accepting his Oscar, he unknowingly opened the seventh seal of the apocalypse.

GIVE IT BACK

In case you ever forget your hate.

End white gays

this gave me diarrhea

white gays are ANNOYING 

my fav video of all time 

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

The Washington Post headline is the best one.

@pumpkinite 😍

I love being clean and smelling nice. “Mmm you smell good” is my favorite compliment

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you & tells all their friends about u & saves your selfies, & tells u they love & miss you