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Scott: sometimes i feel something crawl over me at night

Melissa: it’s the consequences of your actions

Stiles: the guilt that comes with your choices

Noah: past trauma

Isaac: oops that was me. i sneak in your room to cuddle

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Jackson: Is this going to be one of those cool bachelor parties where things get out control, and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?

Scott: No!

Jackson: Then I might have to leave early

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Imagine Lydia enters the loft to see Erica holding Isaac as he cries. She asks what happened and Erica says “Stiles told him he’s adopted.”

“Stiles!” Lydia looks at Stiles and begins to tell him off.

“What?” Stiles says, confused. “Derek called and said the application for adoption has been approved, the paperwork is all signed, and he wanted Isaac to know right away.”

Isaac, crying with joy, says, “I’m adopted!”

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Stiles: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Derek: I keep a list.

Erica: Mine’s in order of date.

Boyd: Severity.

Isaac: Mines colour coded.

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Derek: Stiles, we need to get you trained up in hand-to-hand combat. Are you free tomorrow?

Stiles: Are you asking me that as my boyfriend or as my alpha?

Derek: As your boyfriend.

Stiles: I'm busy.

Derek: Okay, as your alpha.

Stiles: I'm... sick?

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Derek: Can I help you, Sheriff? Stiles is very tired. He didn't get any sleep last night.

Sheriff Stilinski: Why not? If he doesn't get at least 14 hours a night, he starts going crazy!

Stiles, in the other room: Oh my god, we're actually on a tv show! My real name is Dylan O'Brien!

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Peter: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Chris: Murder isn’t on anyone’s agenda

Peter: No, it’s on mine, just not until Thursday.

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Derek: Who traumatised you?

Stiles: You want a list?

Derek: (ready to fight) Yes.

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Scott: you enjoy silently judging people

Stiles: when have I ever judged someone silently

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Stiles: what happens when you die?

Derek: you go to hell

Stiles: no, I mean, when you die, do I get your stuff or

Scott: are you really gonna ignore the hell part?

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Stiles: I’ve got a note in my pocket saying “Derek did it”, just in case I’m murdered, because I don’t want him to remarry.

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Derek trying to flirt: you’re, uh, like an angel that fell from heaven

Stiles:

Stiles: are you saying I’m Satan

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Stiles: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘cool’ and ‘intelligent’, but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’

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Derek, on the phone while with the pack: Stiles you’re on speaker. Behave

Stiles: or what? You’ll spank me?

Derek:

The pack:

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Stiles: I’m kind of seeing someone but I’m afraid to tell you who it is because you’re not gonna like it

Scott: just rip the bandaid off

Stiles: it’s Derek

Scott: put the bandaid back on

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Stiles: hey, wanna go get lunch?

Scott: oh I already ate with Isaac. What do you want?

Stiles: well I wanted loyalty, but I guess that’s off the table

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Scott: well, it’s just that Allison wants me to—

Stiles: hey, hey, hey! Is your girlfriend the boss of you?

Scott: ...no

Stiles: who’s the boss of you?

Scott: ... you?

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