MacAttack

Nary a sassy retort from me. I missed you oodles, Macattack.

Either way, it’s nice to see your chiseled body again. How was the good ol’ west coast without me? 

Right, missed you tons.

Aw, Lancelot...I missed your comebacks most of all. 

It better be. I’d rat you out in a second if that wasn’t part of the plan.

Such faith....

This file covers ridiculous ‘Macie is the only one this will ever possibly happen to’ events, not actual felonies. I mean if you kill someone I kinda can’t cover you for that. I think you’d have a good reason and I’d have the getaway car ready for you.

I’d have a game plan already if I were to kill someone. Running away with you is definitely part of that plan. 

Okay, you can go ahead and give it a shot but should things go south I’ll just pull a paper out of my ‘this is why mac shouldn’t go to jail’ file to read at your court hearing.

Well you’re already too late for that one. Been there, done that. Don’t recommend it. 

Yes, but there’s normal touching and then there’s Macie touching. They’re two completely different things.

But if he’s agreed to Macie touching, its an all inclusive package and definitely worth the positive enforcement. 

So you’re fine sacrificing being close enough to look whenever you want to touch just once?

We’re operating under the impression I couldn’t get him to agree to let me touch. I’m very convincing. 

Is science worth a restraining order?

Sometimes great sacrifices have to be made. 

I don’t care how hot he is, that doesn’t mean you can follow him around for the opportune moment to physically check how tight his ass is.

It’s for science!