Ruby

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

are you guys hearing about this dude working to developing a vaccine for cats that he's hoping would like. theoretically double their lifespans?

"But I don't want to turn people into dinosaurs. I wanna cure kittie kidneys!"

Our cat Scout is in the early stages of kidney disease. This might be available in time to save her!

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

the most annoying part of being both a human and a painter is the OILS. not only am I ACTIVELY PRODUCING OILS from my HANDS which I need to use to MAKE THE ART (ergo: my oils are getting on my art #TERRIBLEDESIGN) but the OILS from my ART (linseed) are getting on my skin which LOVES OIL AND LETS IT RIGHT IN. one of us needs to stop being so oily and unfortunately it can't be me

fun facts with your favourite internet stranger: my hands are so oily that I once had to get my entire hand wrapped in gauze because a doctor tried five times to apply a plaster to a tiny wound (cat bit me but only got me with one side of his fat face ergo one bite mark) and failed every time (new plaster each time AND she was wiping my hand down with a paper towel each time). got called the "oiliest patient" she's "ever seen" which is awesome and also really sucks

do you like my Oily Stoiries. I have to be careful when holding glass jars

This post is: Bouba

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out