Man in a suitcase

You should continue that path.

Oh I already am.

Hey I’m just being honest, you got to admit the chairs are probably the most exciting part too? 

Yeah they are pretty cool. I want one for my living room.

You kissing all over me.

Oh yeah, I was making my way down.

It probably is but supporting you and your team is most definitely a close second. 

Oh well it's nice to see your priorities are in order.

Who would have known. I had a nightmare once that I had grown another penis, it wasn’t pretty.

It would be interesting to see what it would be like but not sure it would work really.

Uh huh. 

Anyway where were we?

No actually most women have two.

Okay, I’m so coming so I can spin in your chair. 

To be fair that's probably why most people come to the show. Not to support me but to have a go on the chairs.

Why even ask if you are going to tell me not to answer it.

Because I changed my mind at the last minute.

A lot of people have told me this.

Why how many people have you kissed? In fact don't answer that.

That’s what it’s called. I forgot. awesome, I want to spin in one of those chairs, they’re so cool. I really want one of those chairs. 

Well if you actually come to one of the shows I could let you sit in my chair.

I could get out of my room today. Why?

No reason I was just making polite conversation.

Fine fine fine.

You have very kissable lips, you know that?

That’s alright, you deserve praise for it, it’s brilliant. Yeah that’s a lot of stuff you’re juggling there. Oh okay, gotcha, is this the picking part again? like the cool chair spinning part? 

You mean the blind auditions? Yeah it is and I get to do the cool chair spinning part.

I rather not talk about it

Alright up to anything fun today?

Don’t ruin the moment.

Sshh kissing is hard when you're talking.