Kale Chip’s Blog

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

Maps should have a button for when you are stuck behind a really slow car

Like I know this is the fastest route if I’m going ten above the speed limit, but surely the fact that I’m now going five under, means that a different route when I can go fast is now fastest

love how xaden told violet once that "the right way isn't the only way" and she never did anything the right way again

Frankly, Xaden and Garrick should be gayer with each other. Anyways.

I can't be bothered to find the quote right now but George Blagden said he was always looking for/at Aaron Tveit whenever they were in scenes together and I've realized he's so real for that because now I have a crush and every time I walk into a room they're the first person I look for

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence

it's all very well to say "friends are just as important as romantic partners" but in practice this simply is not the case lmao. you can share a flat with a friend but it's expected that sooner or later that friend will meet someone and will move out to go live with that person instead. if you're hanging out with friends you can bring your partner along but your friends can't come on a date night with you because that's third-wheeling and it's weird. you can know somebody for most of your life and still be second-best to some guy they met on tinder 6 months ago. you're meant to just accept without question the fact that your friends will prioritise time with their partners over time with you. being single is treated like a problem that needs to be fixed. we casually use expressions like "just friends" or "more than friends". everything we read and watch reinforces the idea that romantic love is what gives life meaning and therefore your life is meaningless without it. i try to keep my chin up but my god it is bleak out there