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Every show I do 

Thats such a scorpio thing to do smh

ranma saotome is the best fucking protagonist ever goddamn created because he just does not give a shit. the only things he cares about are food, akane, and letting his fucking tiddies hang out all the goddamn time and i think thats beautiful

reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

So i almost hit a kid with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just let out. Anyways this kid darts in front of my car and i slam on my breaks. And he dabs. This fucking kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just fucking dab. His last moments would have been a sick ass dab. It was an out of body experience.

This is actually my natural response to stuff...  Fantastic!

both are good

bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win