let's meet over non-existent tea

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

patch of sunlight from the window save me

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to waste all of my potential

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

born to be an idgafer forced to be a yearner

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

i really enjoy using the phrase "this fucks" as a compliment at every available opportunity because it's just kind of objectively funny to say "this thing is so good it gets bitches"

everyday my morals become more corrupted because of fine ass fictional men and you know what..I'm okay with that.

I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man