Was told I should make a fucking tumblr blog to improve my image, no fucking idea why Iād have to improve anything, Iām already perfect, but whatever.
//saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful bullshit. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.)
"riiightt.. 'cause you're obviously the best anyone can be.. anyway - glad to see you on here too, i guess? never knew tumblr was for improving image before seeing everyone elses account, honestly."
Ā«Clearly. Anyone who canāt see that must be blind.Ā»
Ā«Fuck if I know, wetwipeboy recommended it, I got bored, figured it wouldnāt be that bad and made an account so fans can talk to me and marvel at how fucking awesome I am.Ā»
"must be."
".. waterboy. waterboy recommended it. not wetwipeboy. - i'm surprised you went along with it. i get how boredom is, though. i just kinda had this account. - of course you did. so. it's basically like fan mail for you. great."
Ā«Obviously.Ā»
Ā«Tch, whatever. I just fucked around and found out - donāt tell him I actually took his recommendation. Boredom got to me, thatās all. Yeah - does that make you a fan?Ā»
"mhm.."
".. mm. just - use his name, okay? - pfffft, seriously? don't know how many times i heard that used semi-seriously before. and, uh.. suure - but.. uh. i'm pretty sure he has an account too, y'know."
"riightt. boredom. not getting along with him in the slightest. ever. uh huh."
"uhhh? is that worse or better than being considered your dispatcher?"
Ā«ā¦ what-ever. Bitch, Are you making fun of me? ā¦. Water-bitch has an account here? I swear to god Robert, if he sees this Iāll burn you.Ā»
Ā«Fuck no. Iād never get along with a loser like him.Ā»
Ā«ā¦ honestly? Probably better. Being my dispatcher means you get to boss me around all day. That shitās bad for my image, no?Ā»
