I find your lack of FABULOUS disturbing

Holy shit

I’m genuinely surprised Rob let anyone else talk in this video

@one-time-i-dreamt oof i thought this was your post for a sec

You’ve been a doormat all your life. You can’t help it, you just like seeing people happy, even if it is at the expense of your voice being heard. This results in people walking all over you, and abusing your friendship. When your SO leaves you because “you never took charge” and “you weren’t a good leader”, you finally snap. Out of sheer spite, you decide to run for president.

One time I screamt

They said one

I screamt so hard it turned me into a cat and I’m still screaming to this day

Can’t believe you let me get away with saying “screamt”. TWICE.

I woke up in a dystopian world that wasn’t my own. Basically everyone was hypnotized to submit to the government, but they’d act a little off and empty-headed. Like, I thought my mom was being weird, so I asked her when her birthday was and she recited the answer like a text book definition. But then when I asked her what 9/11 was, she had no idea. Anyone who was hypnotized had little x letters for pupils and their eyes were grey. I wish I remembered more than that because it seemed really cool