It Needs More Pink

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

The internet is another dimension I swear

Omg Idk whether to laugh or cry

I don’t know whether I was laughing or crying but tears, hiccups, and some vague screaming were involved in the watching of this video

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

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Michael Myers ain’t got nothin’ on Kevin McCallister.

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER