With a 2-for-1 pants sale, it’s the most economic outfit of the season. Zipper-neck’s a real concern, however.

Life... uh, finds a way.

And a banana peel on the Russian judge.

You just gotta be seen, huh?

...your cat’s dead.

It was awful: the dead sound of a heavy splash followed by a rather bombastic rimshot.

The pun storm continues.

It’s me.

She came to drink wine and shoot terrorists.

1000 points to the first person to discover this comic’s hidden visual pun.

Rover manages stocks, you know. He HAS a business line.

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Get it? Because he invented penicillin.

What is easily the most dense, high-minded poop joke of my career.

Everything was going GREAT until that low underpass came along…

This case was postponed until enough pictures and video were taken by the court stenographer.

Almost a true story. What I *actually* spent all week making casts a far less interesting shadow.