• Royal blue oriental pantsuit.

Journey back to the "Space Age" as interpreted by 1970s couture, where the architecture implies "intergalactic space station" and the fashion implies "groovy geometry." On the left, we have a skirt that looks suspiciously like a connect-the-dots puzzle waiting to happen, paired with a sheer blouse that relies entirely on confidence and hairspray to function. On the right, the attendant sports a white tunic ensemble that says, "I have a fashion show at 5:00 and a shift in the medical bay of the USS Enterprise at 6:00." Bonus points for the photographer lurking in the mirror reflection, the analog ancestor of the accidental mirror selfie.