Ithaca Problems

27. You don't like white wine.

26. You got dirty looks from everybody in line at Greenstar, because you forgot your reusable bags.

25. You can't decide what flower to name your child after.

24. There's so much hatred outside of Ithaca for your favorite font. Papyrus.

23. "The City" means Syracuse. "The Big City" means Rochester.

22. Your hair stylist shrugs every time you say you want your usual: "the Amy Goodman."

21. No, you don't want to see some magic.

20. So many yoga studios. So little prana.

19. Congestion at the Octopus turned your commute from a 12 minute struggle to a 14 minute ordeal.

18. Difficult decisions. 240, Outback, or Prius?

17. Farmers' Market: good because it's local, or bad because it's not 100% vegan?

16. Your permaculture estate is just beyond the point where WRFI fades out, and Jesus fades in.

15.  Locks of Love doesn't accept beard hair.

14. Your 240 is in the shop, and you have to pick up your CSA share.

13.  There's no Subaru Strut or Prius Promenade.

12. The Friends of the Library book sale is sold out of everything by Noam Chomsky.

11. You accidentally uttered the "b-word" in a Commons "glass shop".