The Item Shoppe! @item-shoppe - Tumblr Blog

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Welcome to the Item Shoppe, your one stop shop for all your needs in the Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe (EPPRBCU, !CU)!

Check out @character-selecton for other exclamation points to visit!

Buy something, will ya!

#in stock: items on sale as presented by me!

#appraisal: items submitted by you (submissions)!

#borrowed goods: reblogs of items on sale that i definitely acquired legally!

#bartering: talking to you (asks)!

#not rpg: any stuff not related to the !CU!

Our current shopkeeper (mod) is @pkscarlet, please be patient they're still inexperienced! (also check out what i consider to be my ref below the cut, or don't)

#epprbcu #in stock #appraisal #borrowed goods #bartering #not rpg #also check the tags for occasional secret lore #such as this: the e at the end is not only there for old words #but it also stands for exclamation #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

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Hey, I know I haven't been the most active person in the EPPRBCU as of late, but I'm here to announce that I'll take a hiatus, probably for the rest of September. Reason being that I'll be traveling and can't guarantee that I have the internet to access [tumblr] (or the Discord for that matter). So, take care and don't blow up the sun again, alright?

mod scarlet (runs @item-shoppe, @clef-dexclamation)

#yea that's me #maybe i'll finally get to my inbox after this

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Important notice! The trees in this family are so large (even split by genus) that they are very likely to be unreadable on tumblr. That's why I have a website, in which you can find the images in full resolution by opening them in a new tab and zooming. Find them here. More info below the cut.

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that might just be my browser acting up, but i think the website displays the systema tree twice and doesn't show the faventia tree

#ooc #bartering #holy shit /pos

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This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

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I disagree

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There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

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AHHHHHHHHH OW

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64/94 total (68%)

10/32 symbols (31%)

7/10 digits (70%)

22/26 capital letters (85%)

25/26 lowercase letters (96%)

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@i-point-out-typos @alphabetcompletionist

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Informration

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[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

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[ID: a pair of

outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Reblog if you are a gimmick blog

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12x plush collar delivery, differing according to animal requests!

-@aitobutmagic

Excellent, thank you!

*sends a letter of "Hi, your collar order came in, come and pick it up!" to @luv-vivi, @unexpectedly-wizardposting, @ignisuada, @the-mind-den and @epprbcu-shipping*

luv-vivi

Thank you!

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Actually, while I have you here, you sent me two seperate requests, so may I ask how many collars you actually wanted? I ordered enough to cover all bases, but I want to be sure.

#bartering #the collar

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12x plush collar delivery, differing according to animal requests!

-@aitobutmagic

Excellent, thank you!

*sends a letter of "Hi, your collar order came in, come and pick it up!" to @luv-vivi, @unexpectedly-wizardposting, @ignisuada, @the-mind-den and @epprbcu-shipping*

#bartering #the collar #once again not sending all of y'all individual identical posts #i hope all of those mentions actually work #one of them behaved weirdly in the editor #take a guess which one

Just posting this as a separate post because I'm not responding the same thing to like 6 posts.

Informed my supplier about the sudden influx in collar orders, please be patient.

#the in character talking tag #the collar #hdkgdkalf where are y'all coming from /lh

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@tinkermenu returns, completely out of breath, about 30 minutes later, carrying no visible money pouch, but a strange device that looks suspiciously like a gun.

Ah, welcome back! ...What a curious contraption...?

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I’m sorry about this, but I’m weak, can only carry so much in two hands, and really wanted to test out my new invention.

(They, still about 30 metres away, aim and fire all 20 gp to land in messy pile at Item’s feet. One piece hits Item and does 1 damage.)

Well… overall not the worst outcome… kinda low damage though…

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My, how interesting!

*picks up the gp*

A word of advice though, depending on whether you want to pay someone or hurt someone, aim better or worse. Most people don't take too kindly on being hurt by high velocity money. Anyways,

*hands you the Stone of switching Gender*

a deal is a deal. Here you go!

#bartering #done deal #item canonically does not know what a gun is despite owning one #fact i just made up #though the gun acquiral is somewhere on my blog

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Quick, someone make drama about me

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can't believe you'd just steal bread like that

#bartering #ooc #/ref #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rp blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse #no i didn't reblog the wrong post first shut up

epprbcu-tournament

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LEARN WHO THE MOST EPPRBCU CHARACTER IS?

Look no further! This blog determines who the single most epprbcu character is in a series of polls! YIPPEE!

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Now selling: Tickets to see the greatest sweep of all time. Be there for 2 gp!

#borrowed goods #bartering #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse #don't actually see me getting very far #i've been seeded pretty high though if i recall correctly #also yes i'm selling tickets for a free event #scalpers wish they had my level of confidence

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(We were just informed that Loading Tips's mom forced her to delete all her socials. Which included Discord and Tumblr. Sadly we no longer have contact with her anymore because of this, and she is no longer capable of being in the EPPRBCU. We will miss her a ton :[ )

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#ooc #but true regardless

@tinkermenu returns, completely out of breath, about 30 minutes later, carrying no visible money pouch, but a strange device that looks suspiciously like a gun.

Ah, welcome back! ...What a curious contraption...?

#bartering #followup on the tinker blogchain from a couple days ago/yesterday

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(You hear a loud pounding at your door.)

OPENUP OPENUP OPENUP I WANNA BUY SOMETHIIIIIING!!!

(-@tinkermenu)

gah... must've fallen asleep writing those letters...

*opens door* Yes, come on in, how can I help you?

tinkermenu

(Tinker scrambles in the door, practically bounding with energy. Despite this, their hair is tangled and messy, and they are out of breath.) I heard you have a gender stone. How can I get my hands on it?

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...Ah, right! I did acquire a Stone of Switching Gender a while back. I'm surprised word spread, if I'm honest. I've just the one, but I'd be willing to part from it for, say, 20 gp?

tinkermenu

20 GP? well, I don’t quite have that much… but I’m sure I can put what 5 GP I have saved towards this, and earn the rest… give me a bit, I’ll be back.

I didn’t need to buy a fridge too badly anyways…

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I'll be waiting!

#bartering #i already saw the next ask dw #however #2:45 am local #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rp blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

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Statalus. Hey.

K

GENUINE QUESTION. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY?

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Breaking News:

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tatalus is dead

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[Statalus is unaffected purely by spite and frustration.]

GET A NEW FUCKING JOKE

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Oh, something new? Ok let's try uhhhhhh

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(You hear a loud pounding at your door.)

OPENUP OPENUP OPENUP I WANNA BUY SOMETHIIIIIING!!!

(-@tinkermenu)

gah... must've fallen asleep writing those letters...

*opens door* Yes, come on in, how can I help you?

tinkermenu

(Tinker scrambles in the door, practically bounding with energy. Despite this, their hair is tangled and messy, and they are out of breath.) I heard you have a gender stone. How can I get my hands on it?

item-shoppe

...Ah, right! I did acquire a Stone of Switching Gender a while back. I'm surprised word spread, if I'm honest. I've just the one, but I'd be willing to part from it for, say, 20 gp?

#bartering #turns out this reply existed for some days now and the webbed site just never showed it to me #thanks [tumblr]

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glitches-and-bugs

Well I guess we're making a splatoon team now?

I just gotta wait for my switch to charge, it's been hidden away while I was moving. I'm only good with the buckets and the Flingza, though. But I have spirit! That counts for something, right?

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(I've been wanting to play Splatoon lately, and completely forgot we had a pool for it lmao. So I guess I know what I'm doing for the next 2 hours)

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i need to do something so i'll be on in a bit. IGN is "Anton.exe"