if you want it bad enough, you’ve gotta fight for it.

you said that i could trust you. first, the tamagotchies, now this? 

okay, well, you seem pretty desperate, so i’m happy to help.

this just felt like the perfect place to ask you to marry me.

i don’t know why i’m feeling this like deep, aching sense of dread.

great to know you’ve barely given this any thought.

what if we got out of town, just the two of us?

the energy is unusually light around here. 

i’ve done it on a lot of sinks and i’ve never had an issue.

you’re looking pretty shaky.

okay, this is a really long hug now.

this is all a little intense.

i think this is a huge mistake.

you keep everything inside, like a bashful clam!

full disclosure, you have been awfully clingy of late.

i will spend the rest of the night pretending not to resent you.

pretty harsh, but it had to be done.

um, [name]? you told me you were just running across the street for a cup of coffee.

this is all feeling very sketchy and last minute-y.

i’m sorry, are you saying you were jealous?

well, things seem to be going downhill fast.

lowering your standards is a slippery slope.

they know about us, right?

if anyone knows how to crawl out from under an embarrassing romantic failure, it’s me.

 you made everything okay.

this is, like, the last thing i needed to hear today.

i will be here, and we’ll get through it together.

have you given any more thought to when you wanna start telling people? 

for a minute i thought this was gonna get very dark.

it feels like everyone’s growing up all around me.

there’s something that i’ve been meaning to tell you.

according to m'lady magazine, ‘how electric is your relationship?’ quiz from summer 1991, you and [name] are ‘in need of a generator!’

i didn’t like how we left things this morning.

oh, i’m not above a naughty night of debauchery. 

when did this become about you?

don’t tell me you still haven’t slept.

you look great. i look like i crawled out from under a bridge.

i was made aware there was a loss.

ugh! this is about those stupid tamagotchi?

the tone of your voice makes it seem like you don’t believe a word you’re saying.

one time i did do a book report on [name]’s diary, and it was very dark.

i’m a little shocked that you agreed to do this.

now i fear i’ve overstepped.

ew! why are you making me read this?

saying “knock knock” is not the same thing as actually knocking.