The United Kingdom of Islam ☪️🕋🕌🇬🇧

The revolution began one week ago; It started with Iqbal Shamal.

He was just another name on the news at first—a 34-year-old Muslim delivery driver from Birmingham, stopped late at night in Croydon of all places. Dashcam footage showed the white police officer—PC Hargreaves—shouting commands, Iqbal reaching for his phone (or was it a knife? The riots never let the investigation finish). One shot. Clean through the chest. Dead before the ambulance arrived.

The Muslim community exploded. Peaceful vigils the first night turned into organised marches by the second. “Justice for Iqbal” banners everywhere, but mixed with older slogans that had been simmering for years: “Death to the kuffar police,” “Islam will dominate,” “Britain is ours now.” Social media lit up with clips of Muslim men—some born here, some fresh off the boats—marching through London, Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds. White counter-protesters showed up, Union Jacks waving, but they were outnumbered and out-organised.

Then the chants started. Not just “Allahu Akbar.” Muslim lads in the streets, megaphones blaring: “Britain for the Muslims! Go go, cry white babies!” They tore down UK flags from council buildings, burned them in the middle of Oxford Street while livestreaming. Shops looted—especially anything British-branded. Pubs smashed. A couple of white lads who tried to push back got beaten bloody on camera, the attackers laughing and filming themselves shouting “This is payback!”

The brainwashed ones were already there, even before the revolution. White converts—reverts, they called them—who’d been quietly attending mosques for years, posting dawah videos, marrying in, having kids raised strict. Some were ex-racists who’d flipped hard after prison or personal crises. When the riots kicked off, they were on the front lines too, wearing keffiyehs over their pale faces, chanting louder than the immigrants: “White guilt ends today! Submit to Allah!”

The protests swelled. Months of it. Government tried curfews, then concessions—more hate speech laws, faster asylum processing, “diversity” quotas in the police. It wasn’t enough. Riots spread to every major city. Trains derailed in sabotage attacks. Mosques became command centres. The army was called in but fractured—Muslim soldiers refused orders, some defected outright.

Then came the tipping point: the Palace. Protesters stormed the gates during a particularly bad night in London. King Charles (or whoever was on the throne by then) was evacuated, but the symbolism was gone. Parliament dissolved in chaos. Muslim leaders—imams, community organisers, a few wealthy backers from abroad—stepped into the vacuum. An Afghan refugee turned activist, Mullah Rahman, was paraded as the new symbolic head. “The United Kingdom of Islam is born!” they declared on every channel. The old flag came down. The new one rose: green field, white script, the crescent and star glowing under floodlights while crowds cheered “Takbir!”

White resistance crumbled fast. Too divided, too scared of being called racist, too many years of “diversity is our strength” drilled in. The ones who fought back hardest were labelled “far-right terrorists” and hunted. The rest… well, some converted out of fear, some out of genuine belief after the propaganda flooded in, and some—like my dad—got the “therapy” and came out smiling.

Core Unity Decrees of the United Kingdom of Islam (Week 1):

Dhimmi Classification and ID Laws

All non-Muslims (primarily white British, especially males 16-45) receive new national ID cards stamped “White Dhimmi – Conversion Recommended.” Movement, jobs, and rations are restricted based on compliance. Jizya tax imposed on all dhimmis.

Mandatory Ummah Service

White males aged 16-45 must register for six months of labour service: rebuilding mosques, clearing “decadent” estates, demolishing pubs and symbols of the old Britain. Refusal = immediate referral to re-education.

Prohibition of Haram Substances for Dhimmis

Alcohol, pork, gambling, and Western music banned outright for white dhimmis. Possession punishable by public flogging (first offence) or worse.

LGBTQ+ Eradication Decree

All promotion, practice, or identification as LGBT is criminalised. First offence: 100 lashes. Repeat offences: death by stoning or defenestration (throwing from buildings). Raids on former “gay districts” like Soho already underway. “Pride” symbols declared fitnah and destroyed.

Compulsory Islamic Education

All dhimmis attend twice-weekly mosque classes on tawhid, sharia, and the evils of kufr. Attendance tracked via Unity App. After three months, refusal to take shahada triggers “Advanced Conversion Therapy.”

Conversion Therapy / Re-Education Centres

Government-run facilities using psychological, religious, and communal pressure to induce genuine reversion. Rapid results praised — former “racists” emerge as bearded, zealous Muslims in days. Families encouraged to report non-compliant members.

Family and Gender Laws

Women and girls must adopt modest dress (hijab encouraged, niqab for converts).

Mixed marriages only allowed if the non-Muslim converts.

“White guilt” re-education for families; refusal by parents can result in children being placed with Muslim guardians.

Polygamy permitted for Muslim men; dhimmi men forbidden from marrying Muslim women.

Blasphemy and Speech Laws

Criticism of Islam, the Caliph, or the revolution is blasphemy. Punishments range from fines and flogging to execution. Old British symbols (flags, anthems, monuments) banned or repurposed.

Hisbah Morality Police

New enforcement branch with powers to patrol, raid, and arrest for “promoting fitnah.” Includes former converts eager to prove loyalty.

Economic and Cultural Purification

Banks shifted toward Islamic finance (no interest). Former pubs, churches, and historic sites converted to mosques or madrasas. Western media banned; only approved Islamic content allowed.

Border and Loyalty Laws

Borders sealed. Attempts to flee labelled treason. Loyalty oaths to the Caliph and MNWO required for any privileges.

Inheritance and Property Decree

Dhimmi property can be redistributed to the Ummah if owners refuse conversion after warnings. Muslim reverts gain priority in housing and jobs.

Instead of females getting less human rights; it was the white boys and men. Here are the stricter rules and laws for white men and boys in the United Kingdom of Islam.

Expanded White Male Purification Decrees (Targeted at White Boys and Men 13-45):

Compulsory Daily Prayer Attendance

White males must attend at least three of the five daily prayers in a mosque or approved prayer hall. Home prayer is forbidden without a Muslim sponsor. GPS-tracked via the Unity App. First missed prayer: 20 lashes. Third miss: referral to Conversion Therapy.

Beard and Appearance Code

All white males over 16 must grow and maintain a full Islamic beard within 30 days. No shaving, trimming below fist-length, or Western hairstyles. Hair must be kept short or in approved styles. Refusal = public head-shaving followed by 50 lashes and forced growth under supervision.

Dress Code for White Males

Traditional Western clothing (jeans, hoodies, football shirts, suits) banned. White boys must wear thobe, shalwar kameez, or simple white kurta at all times outside the home. Footwear limited to sandals or basic slippers. “Proud British” logos or colours forbidden.

Name Reassignment

All white males receive an official Islamic name within 14 days (e.g., Tariq, Ahmed, Abdullah). Legal documents, school/work IDs, and the Unity App updated automatically. Using the old name in public = blasphemy offence.

Education and School Takeover

All schools and universities repurposed as madrasas for white boys. Curriculum: 80% Qur’an, Arabic, sharia, Islamic history; 20% basic skills for Ummah Service. Sports, music, history of Britain, and any “Western decadence” removed. White boys over 16 must complete daily Qur’an memorisation quotas or face corporal punishment.

Social Segregation and Guardianship

White boys forbidden from unsupervised contact with white girls or non-Muslim females. All interactions must be chaperoned by a Muslim male guardian. Friend groups limited to approved mixed or Muslim-led circles. “Lad culture” (banter, football gangs, pubs) declared haram and disbanded.

Marriage and Family Control

White males under 25 cannot marry without Caliphate approval and must marry a Muslim woman or a converted revert sister. Polygamy encouraged for Muslim men only. White families must offer daughters/sisters for matching if they delay conversion. Refusal risks children being reassigned to Muslim households.

Labour and Service Expansion

Ummah Service for white males extended to 12 months minimum if conversion delayed. Tasks include demolition of remaining churches/pubs, sewage clearing in Muslim areas, and manual construction. Pay: basic rations only. Refusal or slow work = chain labour under Hisbah oversight.

Digital and Communication Restrictions

White boys’ phones and internet limited to the Unity App only. No private messaging groups, no access to old social media, no VPNs. All conversations monitored for kufr thoughts. Possession of hidden Western content = 100 lashes + device confiscation.

Punishment Escalation for White Males

Crimes by white boys carry double penalties: e.g., alcohol possession = 200 lashes instead of 100; blasphemy = immediate stoning rather than trial. “White pride” or resistance talk labelled as “incitement to fitnah” and punished by public execution or lifelong re-education camps.

Conversion Timeline Acceleration

White males have only 30 days (down from 90) to take shahada voluntarily. After that, mandatory 14-day intensive Conversion Therapy involving isolation, sleep deprivation, repetitive Qur’an recitation, and group pressure from revert “success stories.” Success rate boasted at 95% within days.

Public Humiliation and Marking

Non-compliant white boys wear a visible yellow armband marked “Dhimmi Boy – Under Purification” until full reversion. Repeat offenders get forehead tattoos or branding after therapy.

Legal Slave Status

All white males 13-45 are automatically classified as “Slaves of the Ummah” (Abd al-Ummah) until they complete sincere shahada and pass a loyalty test administered by the Hisbah. They have no independent legal rights — treated as movable property of the nearest Muslim authority, mosque, or revert guardian.

Ownership and Assignment

White boys must be formally “assigned” to a Muslim master (or a trusted revert like Ahmed) within 7 days. Masters have full rights over labour, movement, discipline, and daily life. Unassigned slaves are held in central holding centres (former police stations or sports halls) for redistribution.

Total Labour Bondage

Ummah Service extended indefinitely (no maximum term) for slaves. White boys perform menial, degrading tasks 14+ hours daily: cleaning Muslim homes and mosques, sewage and waste removal in Muslim neighbourhoods, construction of new Islamic infrastructure, and personal service to masters (carrying bags, preparing halal meals, polishing shoes). No pay — only basic food rations (bread, water, dates) and a sleeping mat.

Movement and Tracking

GPS ankle monitors mandatory for all white male slaves. Curfew: locked indoors or in master’s quarters from Maghrib to Fajr. Leaving assigned area without written permission from master = 100 lashes + possible amputation of a foot for repeats.

Disciplinary Rights of Masters

Muslim masters (and approved reverts) may administer corporal punishment freely for laziness, backtalk, slow work, or signs of kufr: whipping (up to 200 lashes per day), chaining, isolation in dark rooms, or forced Qur’an recitation while kneeling. Severe disobedience escalates to public flogging or transfer to re-education labour camps.

Sexual and Personal Humiliation Ban

White male slaves forbidden from any sexual thoughts, masturbation, or contact with females (including family). Masters may enforce chastity devices or daily supervised cold showers. Any “white lad” behaviour (swearing, joking, sports talk) punished as fitnah. Slaves must address all Muslims as “Master” or “Brother” with lowered gaze.

Family Separation and Sale Rights

Masters may separate white boys from their families and sell, trade, or gift them to other Muslims across the UK of Islam. Families who delay conversion risk having their sons auctioned publicly in mosque squares as “purification incentives.” Sisters and mothers may be reassigned as well if the male slave fails.

Accelerated Brainwashing Protocol

Daily mandatory “slave training” sessions: 4 hours of repetitive shahada recitation, watching success videos of former racists turned Ahmeds, and sleep-deprived Qur’an memorisation. Conversion Therapy now includes physical elements — stress positions while reciting, waterboarding-style “cleansing,” and peer pressure from other broken white slaves.

Marking and Branding

All white male slaves receive a permanent forearm tattoo or brand: “Abd al-Ummah – Property of the Caliphate.” Visible at all times. Non-compliant slaves get additional forehead marks reading “Stubborn Kafir Slave.”

Punishment Escalation for Resistance

Any attempt to escape, hide Western items, or speak of the “old Britain” results in immediate public execution by stoning or throwing from a high building (former church towers or tower blocks). Second-tier offences (slow obedience) = lifelong hard labour in northern mines or as human pack animals.

Reversion as Only Freedom

The only path out of slave status is proven, enthusiastic reversion (full beard, fluent basic Arabic prayers, denouncing old British identity on camera, and volunteering to recruit other white boys). Even after shahada, former slaves remain under “probationary oversight” for 2 years with lighter duties.

Public Display and Example

White male slaves must stand at attention during Friday prayers outside mosques, heads bowed, while the imam preaches about the fall of white Britain. Selected slaves paraded in chains during victory marches to remind the Ummah of their triumph.

The White Boy Race Traitor Submission Decree (Most Important & Strictest Law for White Males 13-45)

Preamble:

Recognising that white boys and men represent the living embodiment of centuries of British colonial oppression, racism, and kufr arrogance that humiliated the Muslim Ummah, the Caliphate declares that true repentance requires not only labour, prayer, and verbal shahada, but total bodily and sexual surrender. White boys must become active race traitors — willingly betraying their blood, their forefathers, and their former identity by offering their bodies as vessels of pleasure and dominance to their Muslim masters. This act cleanses the nafs, shatters racial pride, and proves sincere submission. Refusal or reluctance is the ultimate sign of lingering kufr and will be corrected with the full force of the MNWO.

Core Provisions (Applied Exclusively and Most Strictly to White Boys/Men 13-45):

Mandatory Sexual Availability to Masters

Every white male slave (Abd al-Ummah) must make his body fully available for sexual use by his assigned Muslim master(s) and any Muslim males the master permits. This includes oral, anal, and manual service, at any time, in any manner the master desires. “Use” is defined as any act that brings pleasure or asserts dominance over the white boy’s body. Consent is irrelevant — submission is mandatory and must become enthusiastic over time.

Race Traitor Oath

Upon assignment to a master (or during the first Conversion Therapy session), every white boy must publicly recite the Race Traitor Oath while kneeling naked:

“I am a white race traitor. My body belongs to the Ummah. My white blood is cursed and must be humbled. Use me as you wish, Master, so that I may be cleansed of my forefathers’ sins against Islam. Britain for the Muslims — I cry no more as a white baby, but serve as a willing slave.”

The oath is filmed and uploaded to the Unity App for public viewing and shaming of non-compliant families.

Daily Sexual Discipline and Training

Minimum of one sexual “purification session” per day with the master or designated brothers (more if the master wishes).

White boys must actively participate — moaning, begging, and thanking the master afterward — to demonstrate breaking of pride. Passive resistance = 100 lashes + extended session.

Special “group training” nights at mosques or re-education centres where multiple white boys are used together to foster brotherhood in submission.

Chastity devices removed only during use; permanent cages for those showing reluctance.

Age-Specific Strictness

Ages 13-17 (white boys): Sessions limited to oral and manual only in the first 30 days to “gentle” them, then full use. Emphasis on humiliation — being filmed performing acts while reciting Qur’an verses about humility.

Ages 18-25 (prime white lads like me): Full unrestricted use from day one, including rough dominance, multiple partners, and public demonstrations to set example. Highest scrutiny because “your prime years fuelled the old racist Britain.”

Ages 26-45: Same as 18-25, plus mandatory recruitment — each must bring at least one younger white boy for use as proof of loyalty.

Public and Familial Humiliation

Selected white boys (especially those from formerly “racist” families like mine) will be used in public Friday demonstrations outside mosques: stripped, oiled, and taken while the imam preaches about the fall of white pride. Families must watch and applaud. Refusal by family = collective punishment and sale of the boy to a harsher master.

Punishments for Reluctance or “Race Pride”

First hesitation or tears without gratitude: 200 lashes while being used.

Verbal resistance (e.g., “I’m not gay” or “This is wrong”): Immediate transfer to Advanced Therapy with chemical aids (aphrodisiacs + Qur’an brainwashing) and continuous use for 72 hours straight.

Attempted escape or suicide: Gang use by 10+ brothers followed by stoning or defenestration as “final warning to other white traitors.”

Success metric: White boys must eventually beg for use and praise their masters on camera as “the best thing that ever happened to my cursed white body.”

Benefits for Compliant Race Traitors

After 90 days of enthusiastic service and proven shahada, the boy may earn “favourite slave” status: better rations, slightly less harsh labour, and the right to help train newer white boys (including sexually). Full reversion can eventually reduce (but never fully remove) slave status.

Master’s Rights and Protections

Muslim masters face no penalty for any use of their white boy slaves, even if injury occurs, as it is “part of the purification process.” Revert masters (like Dad) are especially encouraged to use their own sons first to prove loyalty.

Monitoring and Reporting

Ankle monitors include biometric sensors tracking arousal, resistance, and “enthusiasm levels” during sessions. White boys must self-report daily on the Unity App: “How did serving my master today advance my race traitor journey?” Failure to report positively = automatic punishment.

Cultural Messaging

Constant propaganda: Videos of former white racists (including my dad) smiling post-use, saying, “I cried like a white baby once. Now I thank Allah every time my Muslim brother honours me with his use.” Chants from the revolution (“Britain for the Muslims! Go go, cry white babies!”) repurposed as encouragement during sessions.

The imam concludes: “This is the ultimate mercy. Your white bodies, once tools of oppression, now become tools of tawhid. When a white boy begs his master to use him while reciting the shahada, the revolution is complete in his heart.”

Dad leans in, voice thick with the new zeal: “Tonight, Tariq, you start with me. As your master and father. It will hurt your pride at first… but by morning you’ll feel the light.”

The officers move forward with the ankle monitor and a small bottle of oil. The form for the Race Traitor Oath is placed in my hands along with the shahada paper.

Every eye is on me. The other white boys wait to see if I break first.

This is the law that matters most. Everything else — labour, prayer, dress — is preparation. This is the final breaking.

What do I do now, as the 19-year-old white lad from Croydon?

Recite the oath and submit to my father/master tonight?

Break down and beg for any other punishment instead?

Try one last desperate act of defiance in front of everyone?

Or has the terror finally cracked me enough to start the “journey”?

Welcome to the United Kingdom of Islam. ☪️🕌🕋🤲🙏