Good

Temptation

An Obi-Wan Kenobi biography becomes incredibly popular on social media (it's published on a platform similar to [AO3] and the author updates it whenever possible). At first, Obi-Wan tries to ignore it, but when he receives so many stares in the street, he starts to worry, and everything comes to a head when the Jedi Council summons him and explains that the biography has helped improve the Jedi's image. Obi-Wan is happy to help the Order; however, the Council mentions that there are some rather strange accounts in the book and they want to clarify a few things.

Obi-Wan reads his autobiography, and at first, everything seems fine, but it's so detailed that it's almost frightening.

Then comes the period when Anakin is knighted, and Obi-Wan notices that the author's intentions toward Obi-Wan become very physical and "passionate," almost like those of a married couple.

Obi-Wan is frightened because he has never had such "romantic" interactions with Anakin, but the author always defends the scenes, explaining that they represent a very platonic camaraderie that no one truly understands except for him, an expert on Jedi who has studied them his entire life.

But each update becomes more intense and features overly exaggerated dialogue.

Obi-Wan is on the verge of collapse, while the galaxy, for once, is entertained and at peace reading how the Jedi "love from a place of duty."