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istaricelebelasse

Here is your card for Bad Things Happen Bingo. Happy writing!

istaricelebelasse

I’m doing Bad Things Happen Bingo! Feel free to send me in a prompt from this card!

#bad things happen bingo #my fic

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goldcrescent

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

sorcerervaati

wiisagi-maiingan

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.

microsff

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

lionessfeather

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

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thatlittleegyptologist

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

latis-ali

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

thatlittleegyptologist

sorry about that 🫠

sistersorrow

Congratulations to Chief Mouser Larry the Cat for outlasting yet another Prime Minister

Truly the last pillar of stability in the United Kingdom and its government

penny-anna

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates

Let me demonstrate my answer for you:

That's it. That's my answer. Endor.

Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.

whetstonefires

that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.

like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.

penny-anna

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

davetheshady

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

bogwitch-extraordinaire

@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you

jeyne-stark

don't write for yourself. write to make your friends kill you with hammers

#🔨🔨🔨

prokopetz

Whenever I see the phrase "foul magic" in fantasy media I have to try very hard not to think about how one definition of "foul" is "having an unpleasant smell", because it's challenging to take a character seriously when their title is Master of the Stinky Arts.

#how Sauron got his name #the change from precious to stinky went along with the change in his magic

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rinthecap

Day in the life of a blacksmith 😎

attaining-fic

lol It’s really sad that Theon’s best option would have been to just do what his father ordered and raided fishing villages to buy himself time to figure out what to do with his torn loyalties.

Returning to Robb? Exiled from his family, either would have been executed by Robb for his father’s rebellion per the original agreement or died with Robb at the Red Wedding.

Although who knows what might have happened if Theon never took Winterfell or Theon was there at Robb’s side possibly influencing different choices. If Robb refused to execute Theon for his father’s actions, that could have also angered the Northern lords whose homes were being pillaged.

Theon Greyjoy, King of No Good Options So Chooses Literally the Worst Possible One No One Else Even Thought Of It Was So Bad

earendil-was-a-mariner

Gandalf: Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Yes. You can go sing to Mandos and if you’re talented enough, he’ll bring a loved one back to life. It’s actually the plot of my favorite show, Middle Earth’s Got Talent. It’s the bad singers who really make the show worth it. Anyways, we’re at war, a lot of people are going to die, which means this new season is going to be great.

natalieironside

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

natalieironside

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

natalieironside

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

icesalamander

Actual book quotes 3/?

“The northern girl. Winterfell’s daughter. We heard she killed the king with a spell, and afterward changed into a wolf with big leather wings like a bat, and flew out a tower window.” (A Storm of Swords, Arya XIII)

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