Kit’s Stuff

I’m doing Bad Things Happen Bingo! Feel free to send me in a prompt from this card!

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

“You were chosen for the Kingsguard to piss off your daddy. I was chosen for the Rainbow Guard after kicking the ass of 115 men.” -Brienne of Tarth, probably.

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

So I’ve seen lots of interesting Silm discourse, but there is one important question I think we’ve left unanswered for far too long. What song did Fingon sing to find Maedhros??? Personally I’d go with this song. It sounds rather elvish, and I think it reflects the emotional depth of the situation, and what Fingon must've felt passing through Morgoth's hell to find someone he cared so deeply about, but I am also curious to hear your opinions.

"Your son will take your throne from you," they prophesized, spitting each word out of teeth clenched tight with hatred. Why they'd bother prophesizing such an event befuddles you; your son is literally your chosen heir, after all.

Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!