Kit’s Stuff

I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.

what's a blorbo? a character you want to see:

Alright, I'm gonna put y'all on the spot

Not the results I was expecting lol, let's try to narrow it down a bit more

In which the Valar are kinda very very unfair , and upon seeing the beginning of the kinslaying in Aqualonde , burn them ship and have both the noldor and teleri exiled from valinor

Reblog if you're okay with receiving asks for backstory info on any/all of your fics.

It is the Long Peace, and Galadriel and Celeborn have decided that eloping, while allowing them privacy, would only result in them being hunted down by their families. They must, instead, have a grand wedding that somehow doesn’t devolve into a second kinslaying.

Fingolfin and Thingol pretend the other doesn’t exist after their first, very stilted greeting. Caranthir has, on the instructions of nearly every one of his brothers, decided to ignore Angrod and Aegnor.

#aka finarfin’s personal hell#the man just wants to keep tirion together#he keeps getting messages from concerned citizens being like#‘they’re building really fast and there’s a lot of them where do they keep coming from’#finrod who is kinda stressed and a little unsettled by the lack of defense in tirion- side eyeing the weapons stockpile#“we could have one#no. for many reasons tirion will not have a public weapons stockpile#-finarfin (@lotrbitchesha)

#a very wet and sleep deprived Maglor arriving in the fourth age #sand still in his hair as he silently makes his way off the ship he hid on #thinking that formenos will be quiet and secluded and a great place to continue his self-imposed isolation #and getting a heck of a surprise when he opens the door and a massive crowd starts cheering (tags via @thescrapwitch)

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

"It feels like we've been stuck watching this forever!"

#my type of amusement varies based on whose report was graded#Ahsoka revises the mistakes and politely resubmits assuming Obi-Wan is teaching her how to write better reports#Anakin throws a tantrum because he’s a knight now and nothing is ever good enough for Obi-Wan anyway#Cody immediately picks up on what must have happened and sends the report back with some revisions accepted and some rejected#Mace calls him and tells him to take a nap#Yoda goes over the entire report with a green pen (Obi-Wan used red) and corrects the sentence structure to match his speech patterns#Waxer and Boil spend several hours overthinking whether or not the General is upset with them#Depa calls just to laugh at him like an older sister#Luminara wonders if this is a joke from Obi-Wan or a critique from Councilor Kenobi before she figures it out#Admiral Yularen just blinks at it because he knew working with Jedi was an experience but wow#Palpatine is enraged and seething at this power play he does not understand#it consumes his thoughts even after Obi-Wan sends an apology which obviously must be part of the power play

#there has to also be a time when he corrects his own report

#quinlan vos just sends it back with more errors