issa’s side

AUTHOR’S NOTE: if you’ve seen this concept before it’s because i posted it a long time ago and now my blog is going through some changes hehe, but i promise i actually wrote it:)

STATUS: finished!

GENRE: crack, fluff, and angst

DISCLAIMER: all photos used are not mine!! all credit belongs to those who actually took the pictures.

pretend is a sm au that is inspired by to all the boys i loved before

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“please! just once! think of it as a favor for your team manager!”

“pretending to date you is a favor?”

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° 𐐪𐑂 ♡ 𐐪𐑂 ₒ 𐐪𐑂 ♡ 𐐪𐑂 °

profiles [published: may 03 2020]

letters to each boy [published: may 03 2020]

01: “stolen sweatshirt“ [published: may 07 2020]

02: “we didn’t know 😭😭 we’re so sorry” [published: may 07 2020]

03: “more,,, sexual???” [published: may 08 2020]

04: “did you like it tho” [published: may 09 2020]

05: “starting a revolution” [published: may 11 2020]

06: “#dogszn over” [published: may 12 2020]

07: “get your man sis!” [published: may 16 2020]

08: “omfg we get it” [published: may 19 2020] 

09: “beauty sleep” [published: may 21 2020]

10: “unhealthy” [published: may 22 2020]

11: “i want you.” [published: may 22 2020]

12: “first kiss” [published: may 26 2020]

13: “i too was wondering” [published: june 08 2020]

14: “to the streets” [published: june 09 2020]

15. “home” [published: june 10 2020]

16. “leaked” [published: june 13 2020]

17. “pink octopus” [published: june 16 2020]

18. “hey twitter!!! blow this up!!” [published: june 18 2020]

19. “make things right” [published: june 18 2020]

20. “the letters” [published: june 19 2020]

epilogue [1]

ANGER

1. “You don’t get to say anything to me!” 

2. “Excuse me?” 

3. “How is this my fault?” 

4. “I don’t want to talk to you.” 

5. “Move out of my way before I make you.” 

6. “That isn’t an option.” 

7. “You aren’t going anywhere.” 

8. “You aren’t the boss of me.” 

9. “What gives you the right?” 

10. “Do that again and you’ll regret it.” 

11. “Leave me alone!”

12. “I don’t care.” 

13. “Come back here right now!” 

14. “Go. You go and don’t even think about coming back here.” 

15. “Do I make myself clear?” 

16. “Control your anger or you’ll have me to worry about.” 

17. “What did you just say to me?” 

18. “I didn’t ask you to do that!” 

19. “Get away from me!” 

20. “Let go of me.” 

BLISS

1. “You’re such a dork.” 

2. “Get over here, you doof.” 

3. “Cheeky.” 

4. “You’re so needy.” 

5. “Kiss me again.” 

6. “You’re so adorable!” 

7. “Look at you… Goodness, you’re so cute.” 

8. “I’m just so happy!” 

9. “I can’t stop smiling.” 

10. “I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt.” 

11. “You are being extra sweet today.” 

12. “Oh, look at you!” 

13. “Your eyes are so pretty.” 

14. “I’m really happy that you’re here with me.” 

15. “Thank you for staying with me.” 

16. “I don’t think I’ve ever loved someone this much before.” 

17. “I feel like I’m in the clouds when I’m with you.” 

18. “You’re like my heroine.” 

19. “I’m gonna tickle you if you don’t come over here.” 

20. “My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature.” 

TERROR

1. “No, please don’t take me away!” 

2. “What was that noise?” 

3. “Did you see it?” 

4. “What’s in the shadows?” 

5. “No, please don’t turn off the light!” 

6. “I don’t want you to leave my side.” 

7. “I can’t open my eyes, I don’t want to.” 

8. “Don’t leave me!” 

9. “Where am I?” 

10. “Who are you?” 

11. “Don’t leave me alone.” 

12. “Get away from me!” 

13. “No, please! No, no no no no no!”

14. “Don’t look.”

15. “Whatever you do, don’t open your eyes.”

16. “What’s happening?”

17. “Where did you go?” 

18. “Is somebody there?”

19. “Somebody help me, please!” 

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

“You take my breath away,” “…” “y’know, like the song haha”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

these motherfuckers

Okay so one they are always picking on each other

AND YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THE BULLYING 😭😭😭

MAKKI AND MATTSUN ARE THE USUAL ANTAGONISTS...BUT IWAIZUMI CAN BE FACTORED INTO IT BUT YOU USUALLY DONT WANT HIM TO BE BC HE’LL COME FOR EVERYBODYS NECKS THE MAN HAS NO CHILL!!!!

Iwa will spare you sometimes though because he likes you, you’re usually not as annoying as all these bastards

Oikawa always complains about you escaping his wrath and he’s just like “they don’t make me want to squish their head like a zit 24/7”

You only make him wanna do it 23/7 👁👄👁

Y’all’s group chat is FIRE,,,it’s always popping off even in class you have to mute your shit or your phone will sound like a vibrator in your bag VSBDDVD

And speaking of Iwa’s savagery 

WHEN YALL ARE ROASTING EACH OTHER IN THE CHAT AND U SEE “Read by Hajiwhore” YOU ALL JUMP OUT OF THE CHAT EXPIDITIOUSLY BC U KNOW HES ABOUT TO SNATCH SOME HEADS

or you grab the popcorn bc he’s about to come for Oikawa with the most and make that man feel an ounce of humility for once in his life

Anyways

Your friendship is literally the best because the five of you keep it real all the time. None of them like to sugarcoat things, and despite how childish they can be, they know when to get serious.

You all vent to each other and talk about your problems and feelings a lot and motivate and inspire each other it’s just 🥺💙. These boys may be annoying and tease you quite a bit but they’d never reveal or make fun of your real insecurities

ALSO HYPING EACH OTHER UP ON UR SOCIAL MEDIAS YES!!!!

Oikawa always comments on your IG posts with those long ass compliments and millions of emojis and when I say bitches is pressed about that I MEAN IT

People are so jealous Oikawa really be simping over you but it’s okay you know he isn’t doing it just to screw you or anything that’s just the overzealous person he is and he just wants to gas you up

The rest of you just ignore his IG posts when he sends them in the GC like “pls like my new post” and then he starts whining like “B-BUT THE ALGORITHM I NEED YOU GUYS TO COMMENT...”

Ugh. You all end up doing it every time to support his needy ass or whatever. 🥺

ALSO UM...

GOING ON DAY TRIPS W THEM

you all take turns rolling a die or something to figure out which train you’re gonna take and in what order

And you always end up in the middle of nowhere or some random place in the city but it’s always fun and there’s good photo ops

Mattsun is always tryna explore the shadiest places and y’all are like “no??? We enjoy being alive STOP ASKING US TO GO TO THAT WEIRD SHOP ON THE CORNER OH FUCK WHERE DID IT GO???”

You all end up going to get your fortune told after Mattsun spotted some place and the lady told Iwaizumi he has “pain in his future” and he was just like “🤨 I have pain right rn smh” *side eyes all of you*

Makki tried to pet all the stray cats and dogs in sight omfg it’s a miracle he HASNT gotten rabies yet especially after you dared him to go pet a raccoon hanging around the dumpster 🤢

Probably took home a squirrel or some shit and y’all were like “why the hell is there a squirrel in your pocket” and he was like 😋✊🏻 “he like it in there”

CLOWNERY AT ITS FINEST. THE FIVE OF YOU.

You try to support Oikawa in his paranormal endeavors but omfg he’s so scared

YOU ADMIRE HIM FOR TRYING TO GO GHOST HUNTING AND WANTINF TO EXPLORE THESE PLACES BUT...HE ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT AS SOON AS A CHAIR MOVES SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT OR SUM

(It wasn’t a ghost anyways it was just Iwaizumi he got tired of standing around in some dusty ass abandoned house while that idiot was waving around his ghost busters kit he got from wish.com)

GAME NIGHTS!!! AND KARAOKE NIGHTS IM!!

Iwaizumi is a boss at Mario Kart bc he’s so competitive and he and Oikawa get way too into it and you, Makki, and Mattsun just hang back like “wtf,,,,”

Oikawa gets so deeply offended when he looses like Princess Peach herself has a personal grudge against him and decided to drive against his will so he lost like tf

Iwaizumi is the mfer always asking for rematches until he beats Oikawa I—

Still, it’s fun though!! Sometimes y’all will just hang back w popcorn and watch these two go at it

And afterwards you all just cuddlepile on the couch and watch the George Lopez show bc it’s already 3 am and that’s the only thing on cable for some reason

AND KARAOKE

Oikawa sings his little heart out but nobody pays attention xdddd

When you grace him with a compliment though his ego inflates by like one million it’s,,,cringe but honestly it’s nice to see him so chipper,,,when he’s feeling confident it somehow makes you feel confident

MAKKI AND MATTSUN DRAG IWA INTO SONGS ALL THE TIME ITS WVEJEBEJRB,,,MAKE SURE YOU GET THESE MOMENTS ON DVD ITS SO GREAT BC THEY ALWAYS CHOOSE THE WORST SONGS

they way none of you can ever hit the right key tho 😻✨✨✨✊🏽 no one cares tho you all suck ass at singing but you like doing it anyways. Eating snacks and berating each other with whatever terrible cover of the cringey music you listened to when you were 13 never gets old

lastlee

Oikawa really be spoiling tf out of y’all like

On Valentine’s Day he gives you guys gifts because “I know you all don’t get any confessions and I don’t want you guys to cry alone all night with nothing to comfort you so just know Oikawa-san loves you uwu”

Iwa kicks him in the face 😔 but he still says ty for the chocolates at least

You guys make Oiks pay for your food or train fare when you guys are out agejehejrj claiming that he owes you reparations for having to deal w him all the time

You can get away with it easily but the gUYS,,,he’s Not always so generous

After games though he will treat you guys 😳✨💙 you’re his squad..his legion of loyal followers...he’s gotta make an example and treat you right

ALSO LIKE

OIKAWA CAN BE SO FLIRTY W YOU

BUT ALSO

MAKKI AND MATTSUN ARE RIGHT THERE ALONG WITH HIM

It’s all in good fun and they just wanna make you blush but all the attention gets so embarassing,,,

And sometimes when Iwa is feeling playful...he’ll chime in with some comment fully out of left field that makes you go RED

and they all laugh so damn hard smh 😔

They also flirt with each other but it’s more like

Makki: Wow Iwa you’re looking quite thicc today 🥴✨👅

Iwaizumi: how the hell did you just say emojis...

GEJEBEJEBDJFJ

Anyways they’re so dumb

And you love them