Большой плохой волк

>> That sure is the sound of you dropping a bunch of shit very loudly on the floor in shock followed by snorts of laughter.

people come and go but at least my kids will love me until theyre financially independent 

psyche, im sueing you for the kids, my job is more respectable than camera vwhore. (vwhich im only on the vweekends)

wait did you legally adopt my kids i really need to sign the papers you put in front of me before signing them

i put it vwith all the credit card bills not my fault if you didn't read it, also vwe are married.

people come and go but at least my kids will love me until theyre financially independent 

psyche, im sueing you for the kids, my job is more respectable than camera vwhore. (vwhich im only on the vweekends)

ewv ivwe been dating an old man for a vwhole year I need an upgrade.

you already made this joke at dinner and it hurts just as much on the cold cruel internet

that's vwhy you vwere smiling fondly like an old man looking at black and vwhite pictures of the old days.

@jewelofafrlca nah im good it isn’t evwen lunch time im just greedy

vwon't say no to some brunch but ivwe to vwatch my figure.