Ａｒｔｈｕｒ Ｋｉｒｋｌａｎｄ

Of course I’m not done with this AU, you must be joking hahaha. Magical Strike Valentine’s Day things for you and your significant other and friends! The bases for each of these are under the cut if want to put your own words on them.

First name: Nickname: Age: Gender: Sexual Orientation: Nationality: Relationship status: Likes: Dislikes: Random fact:

and also trans guy arthur still enjoying more ~feminine~ things like yeah he likes cooking and sewing and fairy tales ‘cause he’s rad as hell

But upon being rejected by the hot headed, fork tongued, foul mouthed English new guy he storms back with a face like thunder just

"HE IS NOT MY TYPE, I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS PRETENTIOUS THICK-EYEBROWED FACE EVER AGAIN.”

I saw that tag a while ago under these rubber wine glasses, so I thought I’d be happy to oblige.  Unfortunately I don’t remember whose tags those are so if they are indeed yours, I hope that this is okay. He’s not dropping the glass, but I decided to bend the rules a bit.

haha here’s that wwz crossover i was talking about: so this bunch of Londoners were huddled inside a Tesco outlet thinking “shit we’re fucked we’re surrounded” (because sure, Tesco is a grocery store chain and there’s loads of food- but that mass of zombies raging and wailing outside that might smash through the glass eventually?) When these two strange men, brandishing and wielding medieval weapons with unsettling expertise, managed to get inside from another entrance. 

nightingale

[ Right he’s busting out the puppy eyes. ]

                                    ❝ But mon cher !? I’d pay for it all, and I’d certainly reward you for putting                                         up with a little shopping. I’m ‘ardly going to throw away your wardrobe                                         either,  it does carry  a kind of  elderly charm.  ’Owever I would  simply                                         love to  see you in  something  zat truly suits you.  I can only  imagine                                         ‘ow delectable you would look. ❞

[ He’s going to ignore the insult about being a girl. People have been mistaking   his gender for centuries, he’s learnt to embrace it. High heels and all.                 ]

                                    ❝ As for assets ~ ❞

[ He’s  going  to shift  closer  again  now,  using  touch  as  much  as  words  to   demonstrate what he means.                                                                                        ]

           The plan had been to play it cool. No need to get flustered            and blushy about the last sentence.

           ” Tha- I mean- You- !! What the HELL are you talking about that's jus- NO.  “