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From two different worlds, two different Backgrounds, only these two can save the future

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 In which Napoleon falls in love at first sight
Gaby: I canât believe you and Illya broke the bed last night. You must have been wild.
Napoleon: Uh huh, yeahâŚ
[Last Night]
Napoleon: I bet you canât jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Illya: Try me.
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âI know I didnât,â Gaby says casually, peering in the opposite direction in that very telling way she usually does when she doesnât feel comfortable facing somebody for whatever reason. Sheâs a proud woman, rarely appears bashful or embarrassed about anything; one might even say she has very little shame. For whatever reason, there is something she attaches to this gesture - whether purposely or not - that she finds sheâs unwilling to face, even when they are tucked up against one another this way, all comfortable and warm.Â
Perhaps even because of this.
âItâs not a big deal,â she continues, âYou may not even care for it.â They pass several brightly lit windows, and she takes the time to examine each one as they pass. Sheâd been tempted to try selecting something one might find displayed here, but for all sheâs come to know her partners so well, she had drawn a blank and come up empty in terms of working out what Illya might enjoy. So much of him remains a mystery to her, and to Napoleon as well, she suspects, even if heâd been the one to drop her such a useful hint. She should have known, herself. She should have seen it.Â
âIf you prefer to be alone,â Gaby adds, âIâll leave you to it. But you donât have to be.â An open invitation. She isnât completely certain what his celebration entails, but sheâs willing to find out if he is willing to share it with her.
Illyaâs kind with his steps and he slows when Gaby stops to gaze into the shop windows, every one lit with artificial Christmas lighting and decorated as if kings and queens were going to be buying their wares. Illya felt like a king sometimes, since moving to New York; he had loyal friends (subjects), a fine apartment for himself (his castle), and a beautiful woman on his arm for Christmas (his Queen hopefully, maybe, some day).
âI would not wish to be alone, no,â he stated simply, offering his arm again as Gaby stepped back from yet another window display. Illyaâs eyes were everywhere hen Gaby walked away from him each time, scoping the sidewalk for anyone else, and on alert for immediate action if things happened. âOnly part of my celebration that you would not maybe be accustomed to, is church service. Is important part, if maybe too traditional.â
Illya wasnât a practicing Christian, but he remembered how futile the complaints about midnight church service had been when he bitched to his mother as a child. Stuffy clothing and a cold church, drafts everywhere and mind-numbing hymns that lasted for hours. âMaybe you and Cowboy come, hm? We have dinner first, go to service, then spend night drinking to forget service.â
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I have been on a weird Man from U.N.C.L.E. obsession lately?
I am working on getting a really small batch of Napollya postcards + MFU stickers printed soon.
I wonât be active much on Tumblr so feel free to contact in on Twitter: @cpointss00Â
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I miss this handsome and charming spy. Where is my sequel..??
Itâs just a metaphor.
remember this good ship??
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1. Do you prefer living on your own or with other people? On my own.
2. Your comfort food? Cheese, though I was recently diagnosed as suffering from lactose intolerance, so my dreams of eating cheese professionally have been crushed.
3. Your favorite movie genre? Drama, but also sci-fi.
4. What do you like to do on your free time/weekend? BAKE. BAKE ALL THE THINGS.
5. Any game you still like playing up to this day? Super Mario, but the 30 year old versions from the 80â˛s.
6. Do you draw/write your own stories/post them online? I write fanfic and also original fic, but only the fanfic ever gets posted anymore.
7. Your main goal in life? Be successful enough to one day visit Europe.
8. Fish / meat / veggies? Iâm a grand lover of meat, but I also love veggies. Fish is the devil.
9. What is your side hustle that nobody else around you knows about? Uh...I actually donât wanna say. Itâs not really a very nice subject, lol.
10. The one country you would want to go on vacation the most? Netherlands, but also Italy and Germany.
11. What is the one place you go to hideaway when everything sucks? My bedroom closet. Itâs big enough to crawl into and hide in when the weatherâs bad, or Iâve had a shitty day.
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She canât tell whether sheâs being teased or if Napoleon simply wants to make her take what could otherwise be freely given; either way, Gabyâs unwilling to let the moment drag too long. This closeness is heady, and the first nudge has her body flooding with heat all over again, ready and willing to indulge him. Careful fingers curl around him for a moment, all the better to guide him where she needs him to be before sinking down slowly with a fluttering of lashes and a soft sigh of something that sounds an awful lot like relief. An indulgent little moan is not far behind, soft and sweet and meant to convey appreciation and pleasure without being loud enough to wake the sleeping giant beside them. It will be difficult to get enough motion going for getting the job done without jostling him, however; to wake him is inevitable, and she knows it. Let him watch, if he wants to. Thereâs nothing left for Illya to be ashamed of, and she hopes he knows it.
Gabyâs fingers slip from his hair so she might use that hand to grip him at the base of the neck, her other grasping at one of Napoleonâs shoulders. She trusts him to steady her, large, capable hands at her waist or hips to support her as she begins to rock. Itâs slow at first, the better to get the feel of him for the first time, but Gaby hasnât got enough patience to keep it leisurely for long. She gives a soft hiss, teeth finding his ear again, the soft patch of skin beneath, and the curve of his gorgeous jaw.
Napoleon curled an arm around Gabyâs waist as she slid down around him for the first time. They were pressed so close together, far more close than Napoleon generally let his lovers get, but with Gaby, he found he didnât mind. He was right. Sheâd been beautiful as he watched Illya bare down into her before, but up close, well, if the way his breath hitched as she rolled her hips against him was any indication, she was breathtaking.
He rolled his own up to meet her thrusts as her teeth once again found his skin. âIâm not surprised that youâre a biter,â he purred, as he lifted his chin, allowing her all the access she wanted. Napoleon didnât mind, even if she did leave marks, though he dindât think sheâd be quite that bold yet. It wouldnât be the first time heâd worn proof of a loverâs possession, and it would give him something to remember the night by after they left, and he was alone againâ
ânot that Napoleon thought heâd have any issues remembering anything that had happened tonight; even the somewhat awkward, stumbling conversation heâd steered them into in the bath.
âHow you resist covering Peril in your bruises, Iâll never know.â Napoleon kept the arm around Gaby low on her waist, not clenching or directing her movements, but just offered support. He worked his other arm between them, cupping a breast between his fingers as he curled forward to press a line of kisses along her shoulder. He was loathe to pull away from her lips, and teeth, but with one thumb rubbing circles around a pert nipple, it was only logical that he duck his head down to tease the other with his tongue.
She doesnât, Illya thought to himself, referring to Napoleonâs mention of the bruises. Illya didnât bruise easily, but Gaby was sometimes harsh with her tiny fingernails, scratching him and grabbing at his shoulders or clutching around the back of his neck, that Illya bruised where nobody really saw it. And Gaby bore Illyaâs bruises sometimes; handprints far too large to be anyone elseâs on her buttocks, or finger-sized bruises around her hips and waist where heâd clung to her too tightly while Gaby rode his lap, much like she was doing with Napoleon now.
The thought alone--Gaby bouncing so carefree and wild atop his lap--had Illya giving a loud enough moan to surely be heard, forcing him to immediately bite his lip and furrow his brow; the trio of gestures as noticeable as if Illya had opened his eyes and announced he was watching. He peeked an eye open slowly, pretending to be waking from sleep with a groggy grimace, his toes stretching and his knuckles cracking from the tightness with which he fisted his hands during the stretch.
Being subtle wasnât one of Illyaâs strongest suits, but he wouldâve been killed a hundred times over if he didnât have a flair for acting, the way Napoleon did. He licked his lips and moaned again softly, still pretending in that sleepy way, then cracked both eyes open a bit wider than was natural, not trying to act too surprised but trying to seem interested in a secretive, silent way.

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âFor your sake,â she echoes, unsure of what that means exactly, but she looks as though sheâs attempting to work it out. âHm.âÂ
But she seems pleased by his offer, and threads her arm through his, allowing herself to be led. He knows where theyâre going every bit as much as Gaby does, and is far more clear-headed; she wonât admit to it but itâs convenient for her to be able to lean on him when the ground is uneven or it comes time to step up to or down from the curb. Itâs far colder than she had anticipated, as well, and Illya puts off heat like a human furnace. If she keeps close, she hardly thinks heâll mind it.Â
âI have something for you,â she murmurs, distracted by the city lit up so bright and pretty. Gaby canât remember if sheâs already told him this, or if sheâd simply thought it, or imagined it, or even intended to and failed to bring it up. She wonât admit to being just this side of drunk, because to do so means sheâll have to admit to the way sheâs beginning to slip, too. If sheâs repeating herself, well, there are worse things she could have done.
âBut maybe Iâll keep it, until you celebrate your own proper Christmas.â Thereâs something about the quiet of the street, the warm little bubble she finds herself in while tucked against the Russianâs side, that makes her want to talk for no good reason. Itâs a silence she hopes he wonât mind her breaking, even though sheâs sure Illya must be seeking some peace and quiet after spending such a long evening in the company of so many other people. âItâs nothing special.â
Illyaâs nothing if not casually observant and aware of Gabyâs step at all times, and he leans down or lifts up at her arm if he sees her struggling with snow on the sidewalk, or a rise where the curb lifts to meet the sidewalk after a dip for a driveway. Heâd willingly carry her--as heâd offered earlier in their conversation--but Illya doubted Gaby would appreciate being suddenly swept off her feet in her inebriated state, and Illya honestly worried a little about the assumptions and indication of a thing between them, should he have done so.
He was surprised by the offer of a gift, though theyâd already exchanged polite gifts of alcohol and company to each other--along with Napoleon--earlier in the week. It was like a tithe they offered in order to wish goodwill upon each other, but the trio were closer than any UNCLE agents Waverly had ever employed, so the gifting was almost unnecessary except on a personal level.
âDid not have to buy anything,â he complained, trying to sound put out but also not angry. âWe exchanged bottles back in office. Was very happy with scotch. Is favourite drink.â he was curious, however; what could Gaby have possibly bought for him, that she hadnât wished to show in front of Napoleon. âBut gesture is appreciated. Thought I would be alone in celebrating for my holiday.â
Napollya AU - The Thief and the Officer.
I didnât mean to fall in love with you, but I did. You didnât mean to hurt me, but you did.