Childhood/Best!Friends Starter Meme
âCome on. You canât hide from me. You know I know you inside out. Whatâs wrong, [nickame]?â
âHow did you know where to find meâŠ? Never mind. Just pass me those candies. Iâm gonna need them.â
âWHYÂ do you always get so mad when I mention him/her?! Youâre supposed to be my best friend! Why canât you be happy for me?â
âOf course I knew, you idiot. Iâve known it for a long time now. Youâre my best friend, remember? I just didnât know what to say. I had this hope me and ice cream would fix it one day.â
âPromise me weâll never stop being friends. Promise me no matter what happens this wonât end. I canât imagine living my life without you.â
âI know things have changed⊠But you were always there for me before. I was hoping⊠I was hoping somehow youâd still be.â
âI canât believe itâs really you. I thought Iâd never see you again. Iâm never letting you out of my sight this time.â
âWhy canât everyone else understand me like you do?â
âYouâre the only one I trust. Youâre the only one I can trust.â
âI donât care what anyone thinks as long as youâre not telling me Iâm wrong, they can suck it.â
âWhy does everyone has to suck this bad? Youâre the only one that doesnât make me wanna puke right now.â
âWho does this fucker think they are?! Iâm going to fucking break their Goddamn teeth! I'm the only one who can call you out on your shit. They can go fuck themselves.â
âYouâre gonna pay for this [name]! I know all your secrets you brat, Iâm gonna get back to you.â
âPlease donât leave me, or God help me Iâm gonna punch someone tonight.â
 "What I think? I think youâre a Goddamn disaster. I also think youâre the best friend anyone could have. And that I love your disastrous ass.â
âNo. Please donât say youâre just going to change your shirt! I know what thatâs code for, and it ends with me sitting on your bedroom floor for a whole hour before we can go out.â
âWho cares what they say? Iâm the only one who actually knows you here. And I love you, so much. Youâre amazing and they can step on a box of legos for all I care.â
âPlease stay? Youâre the only one who understands.â
âWeâll get through this. Okay? We always have. And Iâm not going anywhere.â
âYouâre stuck with me for life. You know that, right?â
âSo they dumped you. Boyfriends/girlfriends will come and go, but I was there to hear about your first kiss and I will never leave you.â
âYou know Iâm pretty sure my mom hopes weâll end up marrying one day. Actually, sheâs not the only one.â
âCome on. I know exactly what you need, a day with me. Youâll be feeling better before you know it, and Iâm not leaving until you get up and come with me.â
âYeah, yeah, Iâm the fucking best friend in the world. But seriously, why do you always get sick on Fridayâs nights? I swear I should make a chart categorizing it through the years or something. You owe me lots of tequila shots. Get it?â
âWhat Iâm gonna do? I'm gonna get you drunk. Very, very drunk. So drunk youâll start to ramble about how when we grow up, get dumped and divorced, we can be each otherâs old booty call.â
âI can't believe youâre dragging me into this. You KNOW I hate it. You know it better than anyone else. Iâm not forgiving you if this goes to shit, are you listening?â
âNo, Iâm not making you friendship cookies, and puppy eyes wonât help your case tonight, so donât even!â
âWhat do they mean Iâm not in your family tree?? Bullshit I say. Iâm more your family than all these weird people.â
âI swear, as long as you wear that bracelet I will too. Even if it keeps me from getting laid. Iâll still use it. And thatâs just how much I love you.â
âSometimes I wished you read my heart as well as you think you do.â
âWeâre family. We always will be. No matter what. If they kick you out, Iâm taking care of you until you turn into an old lady/man. And theyâre not getting you back if they change their minds.â
âI love you. I always have. There is nothing in this world more important to me than you. So donât you dare think there is.â
âIf you even try to articulate the words âIâm fineâ Iâm going to punch you. Youâre warned.â
âSometimes I wished I could marry you. Youâre the only one I can stand even when I canât stand myself.â