"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they wonât find out?â
"Are you sure this is legal?â
"Are you sure you know what youâre doing?â
"Are you threatening me?"
"Donât look at me like that."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I am not wearing that.â
"I canât believe you missed that."
"I canât do this anymore."
"I canât even look at you."
"I didnât know you could do that."
"I donât want to look at you right now.â
"I think Iâm forgetting something."
"I think itâs broken.â
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.â
"Iâll be there in five minutes.ââšâš
"Iâm all for spicing thingâs up, but isnât this a bit much?â
"Iâm going to be sick."
"Iâve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.â
"Just five more minutes."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"That looked easier on TV."
"What are we doing here?"
"What sort of noise was that?â
"What the hell do you think youâre doing?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Why are you wearing that?"
â wow, you look like shit today. â
âIâm not eating that.â
All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet.
ââ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, Iâll burn it. ââ
ââ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ââ
ââ What do you mean, Santa isnât real? ââ
ââ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my yearâs regrets. ââ
ââ Wanna help with the pudding? ââ
ââ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ââ
ââ Youâre really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ââ
ââ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ââ
ââ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ââ
ââ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ââ
ââ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights â ? ââ
ââ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ââ
ââ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ââ
ââ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ââ
ââ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ââ
ââ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ââ
ââ Are you telling me you donât put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ââ
ââ Is this what you do every Christmas? ââ
ââ Iâm not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ââ
ââ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! Itâs Christmas. ââ
ââ It may be Christmas, but thatâs still illegal. ââ
ââ Christmas is just another day. Whatâs the big deal? ââ
ââ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ââ
"That isâugh. Iâll have to think about what that is."