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There is probably a couple of scam email bots are out there stuck in an endless loop of trying to rip each other off.

Food is grilled on a grill, barbecued on a barbecue, toasted in a toaster, microwaved in a microwave but not ovened in an oven

Rapunzel’s neck must have been really strong.

You need to buy a parking ticket to avoid a parking ticket.

You know you’re an adult when being dizzy isn’t fun anymore.

It is 75 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is outside in Wisconsin.

When you clap, you are high fiving yourself for someone else’s achievement.

The most unrealistic thing about most sitcoms is how everyone’s schedules line up perfectly so groups of 5+ people can get together every single day.