«Just big dork»

the fact that actively committing genocide not only doesn't disqualify you from Eurovision but also gets people to vote for you en masse is fucking insane and horrifying

Is Poland cursed? Are we not destined to win or are all Polish people simply blinded by Justyna? DO OTHER COUNTRIES LIKE GAJA?!

So can we collectively agree that Baby Lasagna and Käärijä are the real winners tonight

Anyway. 12 points to Kaarija and Baby Lasagna

Oh lord you weren’t exaggerating… 😬

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

fucking Katie Ledecky is in a suit drinking tea she made by the time silver finishes the race

I want someone to look at me the way that one Norwegian swimmer looks at his chocolate muffins

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen