live fast, die young, hall monitors do it well

I am like a punk rock rabbit, hopping from one rebellion to the next, easily startled and very fluffy.

The concept behind "Don't Drop That Thun Thun" continues to elude me. On one hand, there must be a reason Finnaticz really do not want me to drop the Thun Thun. On the other hand, dropping the Thun Thun remains to be the most rebellious and titillating prospect. Decisions, decisions. Stay tuned.

If I pop my collar, does this mean that I am "turnt"? Or is this another word for drugged?

It occurred to me today that I couldn't be a true bad boy if I never had detention. Since I am the one that hands out detentions, I never got one. So, today I gave myself a detention. However, since I was both the detentioner and the detentionee, I protested my detention (since this is what the bad boys usually do). I got into a fight with myself in the hall, which made me late for homeroom. I got a detention from the teacher.

I went to a house party last night with aniki and he told me to "dance until I drop." Fourteen hours later I'm on the floor, aniki is crying, and Gang Leader Monthly wants to do an editorial about the "Most Hardcore Yet Cringe-Inducing Event in the History of the World."