"Iseult, Iseult, Iseult la blonde!--

To be honest, I wanna draw your Shepard all day now.

Fucking hilariously out there psychological… dark comedy starring Simon Pegg. One of his best roles imho))

http://www.twitch.tv/blackjack_kent

“I do not startle easily. You are the one who barely evades death every time you are in both situations.” Liara almost pouts, but amusement shines in her eyes as she leans back, putting her weight on one hip. “Now, what is this idea, Iseult?”

   l- - - “No, actually, you do startle easily. Especially whenever I’m involved. All I have to do is step through the door quietly without you noticing, and boom. Cue one freaked out asari.” She smirks in a way that suggests she’s barely (but sucessfully) suppressing a laugh before continuing. “... anyway. This is probably the worst possible time to bring it up, but. Have you ever been to Earth, Liara?” - - -l

“Isuelt!” Liara jumped, turning from her terminals. She had not realized that Iseult was behind her. “Hmm… I suppose you may. However, if it involves a thresher maw or fighting a Reaper on foot, I already withdraw my approval.”

   l- - - “Ha,” she faux-chuckles at the asari’s little startle, leaning her arm against Liara’s upper monitors and bending it slightly to peer over her shoulder. “If you scare that easily, then there’s no way in hell I’m putting you on the ‘to consider’ list for ‘charge a thresher maw on foot’.” - - -l

schooling the Cmdr at Call of Duty: N7 Spec Ops 12

“Darling, if you’d like to borrow my emulators, you could always ask.”

   l- - - “Two things, Traynor,” still without looking up from her Dr. Mario session, which is clearly far too important a thing to interrupt for the sake of Garrus’ headache or Samantha’s guidelines on what constitutes personal space. “One, I’m sure he’ll tell you that-- at least as far as he can remember-- his head injury is quite unrelated to what may or may not have been the most thoughtless and insulting gift ever. And two, I didn’t have time to ask.” - - -l