Bearded Maladies (the Tumblr)

To celebrate the release of the new film this print will be half-off for a limited time only! Surprise a friend by gifting them this portrait of Dr. Venkman minutes after vanquishing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. http://etsy.me/2a0HULz

Hey, it’s Sunday. The perfect time to send someone some nautical greetings. Available for wholesale along with all my other designs. Link in bio. DM me with any questions you may have. (at Portland, Oregon)

Know someone with a brain you love, but don't know how to tell them? Problem solved. Link in bio. (at Portland, Oregon)

"Darth Paul" greeting cards (based on my grandfather Paul) are available right now in my Etsy shop! Beardedmaladies.etsy.com (at Portland, Oregon)

Perfect way to say "Happy Birthday! I hope you get eaten by a shark." (at Portland, Oregon)

Trapped on Hoth? Send a letter! Check out my bio for a link to my Etsy store (at Portland Int'l Airport - PDX)

Hey there #secretarybird #birdsisters #portrait #drawing #cabinet card #vintagephotography #pdxart #pdxartist

Oh, hello. #bird #birdportrait #demoisellecrane #cabinetcard #portrait #drawing

This is the last new card design "Martin M. Martins" (named by @agreyson) link to etsy shop in bio. #cabinet card #greetingcards #greetingcard #butterfly #insect #portrait #muttonchops #illustration #drawing #olan #pdx #pdxart #pdxartist #pnw #portlandoregon (at Portland, Oregon)

"Euphoniumist in Full Regalia" - new greeting card in my etsy shop. Link in bio. This is the LAST day to receive 25% off your total order by using the code MOTHERSDAY16 at checkout. #discount #deal #pnw #euphonium #euphoniumist #beetle #bug #insecr #greetingcards #greetingcard #cabinetcard #painting #portrait #art #illustration #pdx #pdxartist #pdxart #portlandoregon #marchingband #brassband (at Sizzle Pie)

"Birthday Jumble" - front and back, new card in my etsy shop. Link in bio. This is the LAST day to get 25% off your full order when you use the code MOTHERSDAY16 at checkout. #greetingcards #greetingcard #etsy #deal #discount #watercolor #illustration #birthday #happybirthday #birthdaycard #pdx #pdxart #pdxartist #portlandoregon #portland #pnw #font #text #lettering #letters (at Portland, Oregon)

"Great White Birthday" - new greeting card in my etsy shop. Link in bio. 25% off all purchases with the code MOTHERSDAY16. Sale ends TOMORROW. #greetingcards #etsy #greetingcard #shark #greatwhite #greatwhiteshark #jaws #ocean #birthday #happybirthday #happybday #bday #illustration #linedrawing #nautical #sealife #pdx #pdxartist #pdxart #pnw #pnwcreatives #portland #oregon #portlandoregon (at Portland, Oregon)

Is the news of Radiohead's new album coming out Sunday "good" news or "great" news? In other news I have a new card design in my etsy store. Link in bio. Get 25% off by using the code MOTHERSDAY16 when you check out. #Radiohead #nauticalgreetings #nautical #mermaid #ocean #oceanic #etsy #deal #bargain #greetingcard #mothersday #mothersday2016 #pdx #pdxartist #pdxart #oregon #portland #pnw #illustration #crosshatching (at Portland, Oregon)

"Dolores's New Routine" - new card in my etsy shop. Link in bio. #rat #ratsofinstagram #illustration #greetingcards #cane #rodent #watercolor #pdx #pnw #portland #oregon #pdxart #pdxartist #etsy (at Portland, Oregon)

"Cool Brain is Cool" - new card and print available in my Etsy store. Link in bio. Get 25% off your purchase by using the code MOTHERSDAY16 at checkout. #coolbrain #cool #brain #greetingcard #print #artprint #art #pdxart #neon #pattern #90s #sunglasses #shades #pdx #pnw #pnwcreatives #portland #oregon (at Powell's City of Books)

"Alien ❤️ Predator" - Cards and prints now available in my etsy shop. Link in bio #alien #predator #alienvspredator #ridleyscott #ripley #greetingcard #portrait #artprint #art #etsy #pdxart #pdxartist #pdx #pnw #pnwcreatives #oregon #bowtie #wedding #anniversary #engagement #veil #xenomorph (at Portland, Oregon)

"Thumbs up" #drawing #pdxart #art #thumb #eyeball (at Civilian Studios, LLC)