For Everything A Reason

I know what you mean, love. But at least it’s nice to have a day to unwind, yeah? Hopefully you’re a bit more rested now. Sorry for going off like that, by the way. I had almost forgotten about Alfred.

Tharnith, it's fine. Trust me, I won't hold it against you, you cat needs some you time as well. Besides, they're much more dependent on the whole, I think. 

Yes of course.  Well, it wouldn’t do to get rid of it entirely. It’ll just be replaced by something else…like Tuesdays.  We should just rotate it so every week starts with a different day.  Have to be fair after all.

You know, you're right. That's the only logical option. Can't touch Saturdays though. Saturdays have to be permanent or everyone'd freak out. 

Yeah, that really is too bad.  We’ll have to change that once we take over the world.

Jointly? Mm. That is pretty high on the list, to be honest. I mean, someone will have to work eventually. Honestly, I think the first thing we should do is get rid of Mondays.....Mondays are always rough.

Every day’s a good day to stay in bad, Tarian.

Mm. As much as I may want to agree, unfortunately work calls most week days. Can't skip out on three different jobs, the world would pretty much end.

I think that is… wow. I’m proud of you for not going insane.

You should be, honestly. I deserve some sort of a reward. 

As you wish, Buttercup. 

Snack or not, food can definitely wait for a little bit. I'll be there in a minute, try to contain yourself until then. 

"Pitiful week dry spell" Is all I need say.

A week? That's all? God, do you know how long mine was? Mine went on for a good four years, honestly, don't even try to tell me that's not the worst thing you've ever heard.

You have no idea. Some of these people are just so impatient.

Yeah, well. We're in New York City, you can't expect anything less.

But now you’re going to have to choose, love. Bed or shower? I’m fine with either. 

Mm, well. I don't see why we should waste the water when we can manage just as well in bed.

I’ve been putting it off for a while, so I had a bit to do today, sadly.

Damn. Procrastination can be a real killer. 

Oh, would you rather us pick up where we left off in the shower? I still think I need a proper scrubbing. ;D

Well I definitely wouldn't be opposed to that....

Then come back to bed, you. It’s awfully lonely without you here, love. :D

Tsk. You're such an enabler, always telling me to stay in bed. I like it. 

I wish.

Aww. What, you've gotta work on a Sunday?